Evening Bark

The opposite of morning wood

Ayo that GOT episode that aired yesterday had me up all night with evening bark my dude 😩😩

by Lil peaches September 19, 2022

Jamaican Barking Spider

A mythical creature on which loud farts are blamed.

Example:
*BRRRRRAP*
Dave: “Jimmy bro did you just bust ass?”
Jimmy: “Wasn’t me bro. Must be a Jamaican Barking Spider in the room.”

by Three Seventeen April 8, 2023

bark it

Lighting a cannabis joint and proceeding to smoke it.

Aki: You tryna bark it?
Juju: Say nothing, you rolling?

by synurb May 15, 2022

Barking at the lawn

Vomiting.

As soon as he stepped outside of the bar, the bloke started barking at the lawn.

by AussieDr88 November 2, 2010

Barking like dog

When a person is sick and coughs very loudly. Often used by Bahamians to compare the cough to the bark of a mutt.

“Wow, Shelly! You catch a cold aye? You barking like dog!”

by mangoskingyal January 6, 2024

Barking spiders

The act of passing gas and then blaming it on tiny eight legged creatures living in the walls.

Wow did you hear those barking spiders.

by mmikmont July 1, 2019

barking up shit's alley

When you think you know what you're talking about but you don't have all the information and you're basically full of shit.

I'm pretty sure that doctor pushed his wife off that cliff in Hawaii because he was having a bad reaction to antidepressant medication but I could just be barking up shit's alley.

by Smoochie Menendez April 20, 2025