This mother fucker kicks the shot out of ya, this dark magic makes your butt crack bigger each time, you’ll be able to see sound, hear colors and forget how to SHIT!
Fuck…
Fuck…
“Little Timmy!”
“Yea?”
“What did you eat ya cunt?”
“A fucking magic red apple that a drug addict gave me, why”
“…. Fuck!”
“Yea?”
“What did you eat ya cunt?”
“A fucking magic red apple that a drug addict gave me, why”
“…. Fuck!”
by Aussie_guy August 15, 2022
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This common-looking fruit is actually a devil in disguise.
It is the #1 weapon against any kind of medical-studying individual.
It can also be used as a way to humiliate someone by making them spell the word.
Do not underestimate it.
It is the #1 weapon against any kind of medical-studying individual.
It can also be used as a way to humiliate someone by making them spell the word.
Do not underestimate it.
"He brought an apple to the doctor's office. News sources say that the doctor instantly vaporized upon seeing it."
Person A: "Hey, spell 'apple'." Person B: "Sure: A-P-P-L-E." Person A: "LOL!! You said P-P!!" *Everyone laughs at Person B*
Person B: *dies of pure humiliation*
Person A: "Hey, spell 'apple'." Person B: "Sure: A-P-P-L-E." Person A: "LOL!! You said P-P!!" *Everyone laughs at Person B*
Person B: *dies of pure humiliation*
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They usually end up rejecting the girl who loves them
They usually end up rejecting the girl who loves them
by shmiigyツ September 4, 2022
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B: American company devoted to selling overpriced phones, laptops, not-PCs, earbuds but not overpriced tablets.
B: American company devoted to selling overpriced phones, laptops, not-PCs, earbuds but not overpriced tablets.
A: Apples = Death of doctors
B: Look at my iPhone 420 pro plus ultra max 5G 1TB 69GB RAM phone made by apple!!!!!!! - Every bastard or nerd (🤓🤓🤓🤓) ever
B: Look at my iPhone 420 pro plus ultra max 5G 1TB 69GB RAM phone made by apple!!!!!!! - Every bastard or nerd (🤓🤓🤓🤓) ever
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