Apple 

You know what an apple is Bitch

Apple

Apple by Wilbur_Soots_laugh August 14, 2022

Apple 

This mother fucker kicks the shot out of ya, this dark magic makes your butt crack bigger each time, you’ll be able to see sound, hear colors and forget how to SHIT!

Fuck…

“Little Timmy!”
“Yea?”
“What did you eat ya cunt?”
“A fucking magic red apple that a drug addict gave me, why”
“…. Fuck!”

Apple by Aussie_guy August 15, 2022

Apple 

This common-looking fruit is actually a devil in disguise.
It is the #1 weapon against any kind of medical-studying individual.
It can also be used as a way to humiliate someone by making them spell the word.
Do not underestimate it.

"He brought an apple to the doctor's office. News sources say that the doctor instantly vaporized upon seeing it."
Person A: "Hey, spell 'apple'." Person B: "Sure: A-P-P-L-E." Person A: "LOL!! You said P-P!!" *Everyone laughs at Person B*
Person B: *dies of pure humiliation*

Apple by sofunnymanhaha August 19, 2022

apple 

a fruit that is red and is relatively small

I realy love apples

apple by hhdcvcdbu August 23, 2022

Apple 

the nickname for the first crush of a straight girl
They usually end up rejecting the girl who loves them

Girl: OH EM GEE APPLE IS SO CUTEEE

Apple by shmiigyツ September 4, 2022

Apple 

Red fruit

Steve is eating an apple

Apple by Randombobsleder September 13, 2022

Apple 

A: round, red or green and tasty fruit that are a doctor’s worst nightmare
B: American company devoted to selling overpriced phones, laptops, not-PCs, earbuds but not overpriced tablets.

A: Apples = Death of doctors
B: Look at my iPhone 420 pro plus ultra max 5G 1TB 69GB RAM phone made by apple!!!!!!! - Every bastard or nerd (🤓🤓🤓🤓) ever

Apple by TheVeryStrangeOne45 September 13, 2022