Landon Youngblood

He is the most famous of the crips, he is such a gangsta that he be wearing other niggas faces.

Landon b. Youngblood a hoyts movie theater (supervisor).

Person 1: “hi Landon Youngblood !”
Landon: “dude wtf your actually demented!”

by Homiemarlon January 9, 2020

landon

the new form of the word incel. this does not reference anyone and anybody with the name landon is pure coincidence.

guy: "Haha women aren't funny because women"
other guy: "Don't be such a landon dude"

by Profound.artist October 14, 2019

Punch a person named Landon day

On January 11 yo u are legally allowed to punch a person named Landon as hard as you can

Hey guess what, It's PUNCH A PERSON NAMED LANDON DAY!

by Sentient Saltine Cracker January 10, 2024

Live, Laugh, Landon

To Live, To Laugh, and always, Landon

You should always Live, Laugh, Landon

by LiveLaughLandon April 12, 2024

Landon

a 14 year old, his mom drives a Toyota 4runner. Kind of social, but gets annoyed fast. Do not anger him! Loves to play videogames. Once you get to know him, he is a sweet young pup. Will make your day and be a great friend for the rest of your life. Get you a Landon

Person 1: I need something in my life
Person 2: I got myself a Landon
Person 1 : How do I get that?
Person 2: you have to suck my dick!

by AlexHymasArizonaMormon November 24, 2021

Landon

f-boy with tiny peen, looks like blonde lord farquaad

ayo is that landon

balls

by Bitch Identifier October 28, 2021

landon

Landon’s are usually annoying jerks that some how still have a heart somewhere in them. They act cold but are secretly weak for cheesy stuff and are fun to be around. You might want to punch them in the face, but don’t; you don’t want to get on their bad side. If you find a landon keep them, or drop them I don’t really care.

“do you know that one kid landon??”

“yeah, he’s a jerk but I love him.”

by Oikawa’s wife June 7, 2021