Dolphin disease

A disease where you grow fins out of rage and anger.

She was so flabbergasted she got dolphin disease and grew fins and started swimming with the dolphins. Then got eaten by a shark.

by Theflabbergaster February 1, 2013

Thrashing the Dolphin

Masturbation.

Man, the other day I had a glorious orgasm after Thrashing the Dolphin for a few minutes

by Cpt Kickass420 December 23, 2011

dolphin hunting

Going to a nightclub with the intent of attracting an extremely good looking lady. (Opposite of whale watching)

Man I can't wait to go dolphin hunting with the boys this Friday!

by Rizzmeister900 February 22, 2023

Long-Dolphin

A Sex position where it’s a train of oral sex

“Let me hit it in long-dolphin”

by saladboy1234 February 26, 2021

Chancing the Dolphin

When you stand on the intersection of I-65 and Scottsville Rd in a duster and expose yourself to oncoming traffic.

Chancing the Dolphin is very frowned upon in most areas of the world.

by T-Weez March 4, 2021

lazy dolphin

So like when your laying there and tired and someone is horny your partner rolls over and pops their ass and your grinding that shit until they get theirs. That’s the lazy dolphin and then you go to bed.

Tracy “I’m tired. Can we just do the lazy dolphin and got to bed?”

by anonymous May 1, 2021

Dolphin Prom

When someone deliberately and whole heartedly does something petty, stupid, or cruel in full view of others and try to cover for it with random nonsense or actions to cover for the deliberately bad action.

Bob lied to his sister about being sick on Friday and missing work, the only recourse was to tell her he had instead attended the Dolphin Prom, and that she was crazy for not remembering it.

by Philosopher Bishop June 29, 2022