pollen count

When you count how many tampons are in the trash to figure out how far along the chicks period is.

Dude your mom's pollen count is high, she's almost ready. M

by edanger October 21, 2012

body count

the amount of people that someone has had sex with

boy: yo what’s your body count
girl: 10

by iloveballs4321 October 10, 2023

count dronkula

someone with red wine stains on their lips. Looks a bit like they've been drinking blood.

"Look out mate, you're turning into Count Dronkula"
"Oh shit, ta man" wipes off stains

by OriginalNiffer December 28, 2008

jd is the leader of the latin counts, king, queen, and latinx.

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😱:jd is the leader of the latin counts, king, queen, and latinx.

by InterpersonalCommunication February 16, 2025

Body Count

It means how many boyfriends have you had since me?

Mark: What's your body count since we been together?
Anna: I haven't had any other boyfriends except for you

by aasimhanes April 21, 2020

Counting-Color

verb

The act of taking notes on the color of people's skin when determining how to treat said people.

Or the act of arbitrarily highlighting the color of a person's skin.

In a sociopolitical or philosophical argument where someone is unjustifiably holding on to skin color as the basis or part of their argument, you might say "stop counting-color"

by Perfidious Coda January 18, 2018

Count Fecula's disappearing act

What happens when you evacuate your bowels and the waste product perfectly snakes it's way down the cicular pipe at the bottom of the toilet and is no where to be found post- wipe pre- flush.

Man I just Witnessed a count Fecula's disappearing act In the bathroom.

by bmilligan05 August 16, 2016