Simp

A man possibly a half-virgin that drools over pics of women and slight ass on the internet and real life

Decides to share his experiences with the whole wide world

Mateen(most common simp name): Mayne i gotta unfollow this chick i saw her body and this ain't doing me no good🤪

Green shirt guy: You should go get that checked or something..

by glizzator September 1, 2020

Simp

: going out of your way to impress someone/ falling in love with someone who isn’t in love with you/ doesn’t like you/ doesn’t pay attention to you

Dude 1: “god I’m so in love with Rachel but she doesn’t even know my name.”

Dude 2: “you’re such a simp bro”

by Kitty ~ March 1, 2020

Simp

Sucka Idolizing Mediocre Puss

He a simp he left the boys on Warzone for her. She ain’t even a 10 she a 7.3 at best

by dannyc310 May 7, 2020

Simp

Some normie that does everything for a girl who just likes them as a friend.

Guy(commenting on the girls' picture they are in together):haha, we look so much like a couple on this
Girl:Yeah, a couple of besties ;)
A random intelectual: LoL, fricking Simp

by Mark was taken March 12, 2020

Simp

A simp is a Talha gondal, and gondal is a absolute cunt. So in Definition Simp is now formally known as Talha Gondal

Look at simp gondal over there!

by JRJFJRJDKVKEJXJGJEJXJRJS June 4, 2020

Simp

Anybody named billy Bridgeman that would absolutely dog anything for a bit of tail or any bloke named joe

“Oi that billly cunt is a a simp”

by Bambibrah July 11, 2020

Simp

Trenton

Ryan caught the simp simping on Twitter once again.

by Hidden Valley OG October 6, 2020