Rage Lag

The time it takes for people in main stream media or social networks to realize they are wrong and to chill the fuck out.

Even after the incident with the kids and the Indian elder was proven to be fake news, many people suffering from Rage Lag posted their anger on social networks. #RageLag

by Doc Primo Herb January 20, 2019

lag ass

Someone who is constantly falling behind on their engagements.

Torrey is being a lag ass changing his car oil.

by Maddie187 November 3, 2013

lag slapped

when your computer experiances an sudden unexpected amount of lag.

I was trying to play poker on myspace but it just lag slapped the hell out of my computer =.=

by yin teng January 20, 2009

lag bender

the lag bender is a meme name for ppl who are so laggy that they bend lag and use it

guy1:that guy just killed me from a mile away he must be hacking
guy2:nah he is just a lag bender which means they are so laggy that bend lag

by duckable September 7, 2020

wet-lag

A term mostly used by females/people with pussies refering to the term jet-lag. Wet-lag similar to jet-lag is when your physically and or mentally put on pause due to intense orgasm or sexual over stimulation. Also reffering to being wet after coming out of the shower, a place were people commonly masturbate. Symptoms of wet can include hurt back, pulled muscles(from spasming), ringnig in ears, over sensitivity, being raw etc.

person 1: Dude, did u see Bettie when she came out the shower?
person 2: no, why?
person 1: Look at that fuck-walk! She totally has wet-lag.

by im u fucking sadist17 December 26, 2020

Vac Lag

much like Jet Lag, it is the tired, exhausted state after a long road trip or great vacation.

"Rick, you look like shit. Sup?"
"Man, went to Cancun for a week and partied 24/7. Now I have bad Vac Lag."

by Sylavendara March 14, 2010

time lag

someone who you want to have regular exchange with but can only contact through filling in forms which often times poses difficulty and/or compromises spontaneity.

me: "hello, someone. how are you today? can i tell you about my weekend?"
someone: "fill in this form and optionally rhyme and I'll hear (read) you out, mate"
me: "but time lag!"

by Krkič May 27, 2019