A Bullshit Bump occurs when someone throws a wrench, negatively impacts or otherwise throws a bump into your plans.
Ugh. Bill is saying he moved the location of the gathering all the way to the other end of town an hour before the meeting time. He’s always throwing Bullshit Bumps.
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Get the Felonious bullshit mug.An abstract plan with positive intentions that is publicized from high-level executives and never ever actually gets a green light to be implemented by anyone. But everyone uses it to avoid doing extra work on the platform.
The micro fixes that normally would be pushed to the customer-facing system are on hold due to the hopeful bullshit.
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Often used as a pejorative, specifically toward post-high school gossips as they age into their late twenties.
See also: slut shaming.
Often used as a pejorative, specifically toward post-high school gossips as they age into their late twenties.
See also: slut shaming.
Example: my 18 year-old friend just called me crying after someone at a party just shamed her for sleeping with some guy, and I tried to be supportive while thinking, "This is some serious teenage bullshit".
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Get the Bullshit Barbie mug.A fear someone has that another person makes fun of because they think it's stupid, thinks the person is a crybaby, or thinks is funny.
Ross: is the fire gonna get bigger? *backs up from campfire*
Rob: look at you, with your backseat bullshit.
Ross: *pushes*
Rob: look at you, with your backseat bullshit.
Ross: *pushes*
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