the act of defecating in someone's face right after you trick them into closing their eyes by telling them it's a surprise.
by M-Urdah May 11, 2010
The term for masturbating while sad in order to take ones mind off of their personal troubles. Person whose parents are too poor to afford their abortions. Able to sit nearer than five feet away from one’s bro in a hot tub. A gang of gays--literally a gay gang, shortened to 'gayng'.
Jason M is gayness
by CArs8so4n February 27, 2019
by hahahhahnotme March 29, 2023
"Plan M" (where M = "Masturbation").
A backup plan involving frequent doses of self-administered masturbation if one should fail to find a sex partner.
A backup plan involving frequent doses of self-administered masturbation if one should fail to find a sex partner.
Person 1: So what's plan B if she's not attracted to you?
Person 2: Well if that's the eventuality, then I'm going to resort to "plan M". Long nights on the couch with my #1 handy man.
Person 2: Well if that's the eventuality, then I'm going to resort to "plan M". Long nights on the couch with my #1 handy man.
by daddyDDollazDeluxx December 26, 2013
Yeat: I just touch a M I am so rich.
Drake: I touched an M that goes by the name Millie Bobby Brown.
Yeat: What.
Drake: I touched an M that goes by the name Millie Bobby Brown.
Yeat: What.
by patdadragonmasta72 August 25, 2022
When you fail at something so spectacularly, if the fail had a physical form it would look like a giant Cloverfield monster made entirely out of fail.
Clark: So I heard you jumped into your pool and it burst open.
Bruce: Yeah, I M-failed pretty badly.
Bruce: Yeah, I M-failed pretty badly.
by B.K.75 June 13, 2011
If u are Eshal M, then just know your amazing, beautiful, kind, pretty, cool and also outgoing. Eshal M's have a very funny personality, they are weird but actually have a good sense of humour. They tend to not show that they are very smart on the inside, very smart indeed. Eshal M could help you with anything and everything, she should be loved, Eshal M has had/still has a hard life but that wouldn't stop her from being sweet and kind to her surroundings, she will support you and be there with you no matter what. Amazing I say, Amazing. Your lucky to have an Eshal M in your life and if u do, you know you've hit the jackpot :D
by SIMP4ESHALM June 24, 2022