What your finger looks like after injuring and becoming an absolutebloodymess under neath the fingernail
"You were so trashed last night when you slammed your finger in the door. How's that feeling today"
"Well, it feels fine, but it looks like a zombie dick"
The zombie apocalypse has begun. Actually it began many years ago, it has just been progressing rather slowly as far as apocalypses go.
The leaders and perpetrators of the inevitable zombie apocalypse are creatures referred to as "psychiatrists". These individuals have medical degrees and legally prescribe people drugs that turn them into zombies. They get away with this by claiming these drugs help conditions such as depression and schizophrenia, when in fact all they do is cause people to have no emotions and give people an intense urge to consume human brains orally.
Whether or not the psychiatrists themselves are zombies is open for debate. They may just be paid by the zombiefied government to spread the good zombie word.
(Zombie Moosen - plural) A person who is addicted to looking at pictures with funny captions on the internet. They spread their infection by sending the pictures on to their friends via social networking.
"Ugh, Bob just sent me another picture of a cat with some caption on it. I wish that zombiemoose would stop flooding my inbox."