A willy schwilly milly gilly

What people from brimingham call a pavement

"NOT EN BERRMENGHAM WE DONT, EN BERRMENGAM WE CALL IT A WILLY SCHWILLY MILLY GILLY"

by FellowBlokefromtheuk December 18, 2022

the chilly willy effect

The mind's inability to accept the impossible in fiction.

"There's NO WAY that LITTLE PENGUIN can stomp that HUGE DOG into that TINY CAN! NO WAY!!!" exclaimed Connor (patient zero of the Chilly Willy Effect)

by Organboy November 4, 2013

Duncan's willy

Tiny. And pretty pointless. Cannot be used during penetrative sex. Makes a decent paper weight for small amounts of paper.

"Man, this window has a gap in the seal... There's a little draft getting in... If only I had something to block it with..."

"I've got Duncan's Willy?"

"PERFECT!"

by CatMac February 7, 2014

don't be a wally

Don't make yourself seem, or act like you are less intelligent than you actually are.
The actions of someone appearing to be like a Wally, may be either unintentional or on purpose.
Being likened to a Wally, can happen either affectionately, in a sarcastic and demeaning way, or as encouragement not to be stupid.

"Hey mate, don't be a Wally."
"Ha-ha.... Don't be a Wally."
"That's amazing, but don't be a Wally."

by Jay Greenfield August 8, 2018

National Wet Willy Day

On May 4th it’s National Wet Willy Day. It’s a day for all men to finally get their dick wet or dip it in again.

“Hey Eugene you ready for National Wet Willy Day?”

by Kacklemore April 12, 2019

silly willy

A term of endearment similar to Funny Goober.

girl: Youre my funny goober.
Guy: Well, youre my silly willy.

by Greg Bennett August 8, 2006

Willy's Wonka

Willy's magical penis, which tastes like every single piece of candy he has ever made. The flavor is endless.Start by sticking a marshmellow on his tinky, light a candle and make some smores.

While i was hooking up with this guy at a party last night, I could have swore he had Willy's Wonka. It tasted just like nerds.

by Doglover69 May 15, 2009