A "sexually" transmitted disease which can only be caught by sitting on the seat of a wagon that someone who already has fish wagon has sat upon.
Characterized by foul odour and a tendency to develop tentacles
Also used as an insult.
"Guys, I think I've got the fishwagon... I knew I should have used that protective wagon-seat cover."
An especially vial breed of woman. Also, an argumentative "twat" who has a secret desire to wield a penis.
Cunt wagon was first used in Boise, Idaho man they called "Twig". He coined to the phrase because no other word(s) would suitably describe the Cunt Wagon that he had to work with.
Cunt Wagon can be used as a verb, adjective or noun.
Noun:
Listen closely you fucking CUNT WAGON.... I will not be paying for dinner without first seeing my balls upon your chin.
Verb:
What happened?! Your sister just Cunt Wagoned me... the dirty whore.
Adjective:
How was football practice? It was Cunt Wagonesque....
1. The Band wagon of the "cougar" fad by which popular culture has glamorized what was once the shameful and desperate act of resorting to older women for sex.
2. A vehicle specifically designed and/or modified with picking up older women in mind
1. "Wow, three years ago you thought I was sick for being into jessie who was only 30 when i was 20, now you're dating lisa who's twice your age! Way to jump on the Cougar Wagon!"
2. "Check out my new minivan, i'm picking up old ladies left 'n right! it's a total cougar wagon!"