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"Hey, did you hear about Sam? He is like a mad dog off the leash."
"Yeah, I did. I heard he's a corporate weapon."
"Yeah, I did. I heard he's a corporate weapon."
by TheKillerFish March 25, 2024
Get the corporate weapon mug.Infant electro shock weapon theory is the theory that you can get an infant to change their dominant hand by using an electro shock weapon on them when ever they use their dominant hand. Insides the mind of a baby the baby correlates using their right hand (the majority of the population is right handed) with pain so they don't use it any more. This is also sort of like reinforcement learning in computer science.
by someStranger8 October 12, 2022
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by JustMyCrazySelf November 16, 2010
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That one essay based student with a traumatic villain origin story that is either really straight or really fruity, probably the latter because the best ones tend to study English. They usually have a bunch of younger siblings and/or cousins they have to look after and explain stuff to, but they somehow still get killer grades and a shoutout in every assembly for giving off teacher vibes.
Eleni in my English class is an academic weapon.
Wait, nobody mentioned the academic weapon in assembly...did something happen?
Wait, nobody mentioned the academic weapon in assembly...did something happen?
by Little Nigel November 21, 2024
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