Penalectomated Vaginalitis

A smelly green infection of the vaginal region caused be having large amounts of sperm stored in the vagina for more than 24 hours.
If you keep fucking all those guys, you're going to end up with penalectomated vaginalitis!
by Mister Ecs May 28, 2008
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Vaginal subwoofer

A speaker specially designed to capture the sound of the vaginal tuba. Extremely common in Africa and other low income countries for reasons unknown.
My vaginal subwoofer was so loud last night that it woke the neighbors.
by Nick Shitcock May 23, 2010
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vaginal funk

pussy pussy pussy PUSSY!

The scent of PUSSY.
Quality pussy = roses
BAD pussy = fish, rancid ass sweat, 3 month old low fat milk
by Tasha January 14, 2004
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Vaginal snot

Vaginal discharge with the consistency and color of snot
Nurse: “it almost looks like snot”
Doctor: “yes vaginal snot
Blonde Newbie: tells supervisor that vaginal snot is the diagnosis
Everyone: “STOP!! Vaginal snot doesn’t exist!!”
by Turtle-C October 18, 2019
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Vaginal Wrestling

After woman on top sex, the man tries with all his might to stay inside her, while she uses her ULTRA STRONG VAGINA MUSCLES
Sarah and Shawn told me about their epic battle in vaginal wrestling last night!
by Sarcia26 March 21, 2019
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vaginal probe

John: have u got your vaginal probe in yet

Betty: what the fuck are u on about

John: I need a clone of u pussy when I'm lonely u know
by Drugs are good January 22, 2018
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Vagine-Eleven

An event from an alternate universe (Hillary Clinton president of USA) where on September 11th, 2001, an all female group hijacked two airplanes and crashed them into the Twin Towers deeming them phallic symbols of oppression.
“I don’t know what event was worse here on Earth C-637, Pearl Necklace Harbor or Vagine-Eleven. Women are relentless.”
by Dumpster Choir February 10, 2021
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