Stealing everything

How about not lying and stealing? How about if you're going to lie and steal and cover up the lying and stealing nobody gives a fuck if you get shot? Not CEOs. Not YouTubers. Not presidents. If I have to sit here in agony while my shit gets stolen and I get ignored... You assholes can die. It's fine.

Hym "Hey, try not stealing everything from people and then doing a weaponized schizophrenia and recording it and watching the people you're doing it to while they are at work? Maybe you would get your kids murdered less. You were objectively getting your kids mass murdered less BEFORE YOU STARTED DOING THIS... And now you are getting mass murdered more. I wonder why THAT is? I mean, nobody is listening to me. I don't have an audience and if I do it is because someone other than me wants me to have an audience and if me having a audience doesn't result in me being paid to have an audience then we are going to have a problem."

by Hym Iam September 12, 2025

Jake my everything and my baby

Jake is the best person you will ever meet your life could be at rock bottom and you could be ready to end it all but as soon as a jake walks into your life he won’t leave you or hurt you, He will actually be the best person in your life. A jake is the type of person who hates themself more than ANYBODY in the world but nobody understands why they hate themself because they are so incredibly sweet(when they want to be), loving, amazing , I will admit a bit clingy but watch out don’t piss a jake off unless you want to get bit!

A:"Who is that HOTTY over there?"

B:"That's Jake!"

kind truthful hot cute Jake my everything and my baby

by Kristen Fisher April 25, 2019

dictionary.com everything after z

the best way to pretend you’re working in class but instead you’re looking up what 40 year olds think slang is (cuss words included(

Me: hey look I found Destroy Dick December on dictionary.com
Friend: how’d you do that we’re on the school’s computer

Me: I’m on dictionary.com everything after z where all the cool things are
Friend: woah big brain

by epic senpai November 12, 2019

attention theory of everything

Bijective theory of consciousness which states that a discrete surface area can be divided arbitrarily into an uncountable number of surface areas.

The attention theory of everything propounds that the Vikaasian set of uncountable primes is bijective to the Cantor set of uncountable functions.

Implies that a surface area is a number.

Furthermore implies that a surface area comprises a set of uncountable prime numbers, greater than the set of Godel primes.

Thus surface areas are not only prime; but prime-in-themselves.

by metawave August 21, 2020

This is how everything dies.

Lmao blue text watermelon sugar babbbby

This is how everything dies. K?

by Ya boi Phil August 6, 2021

This is how everything dies.

Is this what the world has come to?
Is this our legacy?
Will you remember me?
Or will I too fall into oblivion?

I suppose only time will tell,

and
even then
all I am
is a name on a screen.

Nothing more.

Nothing less.

“This is how everything dies.”

by discordrat September 6, 2021

This is how everything dies

When Watermelon Sugar stops trending. That is how everything will die, according to Watermelon Sugar’s top definition.

Also haha blue text

“ But eventually the word will phase from existence; and this is how the website will die. This is how everything dies.” -DontHateTheGameHateThePlayer , January 29 2021

by audballz September 10, 2021