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van kid

kids that have vans or vans
oh she is a van kid
by eijeije88939e3p9jei February 22, 2021
mugGet the van kidmug.

Olympic Van

A van that appears slow but when you try to overtake one they appear to have gained an extra 300bhp out of nowhere.
I was totally owned by an olympic van yesterday
by Chuggers March 16, 2010
mugGet the Olympic Vanmug.

Van-Shittert

1) A ‘Van-shittert’ is a person who is addicted to playing video games even though they’re probably too old for them. Normally also has an American accent but doesn’t claim to be American.

2) a bit of a space geek and will talk about astronomy when trying to impress people. Has a temper problem that is expressed mainly when under-going physical exercise or participating in group cleaning activities.
Person 1: ‘he is clearly American
Person 2 ‘I asked him earlier, he said he’s not from America!’
Person 1: ‘I saw him killing a pig on Minecraft as well’
Person 2: ‘Oh my god dude! He’s such a “Van-Shittert”.’
by skankhunt49 October 15, 2020
mugGet the Van-Shittertmug.

Van Of Fun

The van of fun is a popular name for pedophiles and kidnappers vans alike. The van of fun is used to elude children into getting in to the van of fun then told next "take off your pants, kid".
Pedo "HE HE HE HEY KID WANT TO GET INTO THE VAN OF FUN??!!?!?"
Kid "No not really"
Pedo "WE HAVE CANDY AND WIFI!"
Kid "OKAY"
*kid gets in van*
Whats the passwo-
*van door closes*
mugGet the Van Of Funmug.

kombi van

Isn't the Holden van a Combo? The Kombi van was made years ago by Volkswagen.
The Combo is the only Holden that i would call a piece of shit, what...with its 64 killowatt engine Holden should've known better.
by Holden kicks ass March 22, 2004
mugGet the kombi vanmug.

Merch Van

A pimped out van that has been converted to a mobile shop that sells Merch or Merchandise for teams, clubs or events.
The Cowboys Team Shop's merch van are heading to Far North Queensland for the Cowboys v Broncos trial game and are stopping off along the way to offer the latest apparel.
by TJ1970 December 7, 2020
mugGet the Merch Vanmug.

Elmo Van

Any big, red van full of teenagers yelling obscenities at people downtown or sketch people fucking in their cars.
Dude, you me and Timmy should go take the Elmo Van cockblocking
by Diiran July 8, 2010
mugGet the Elmo Vanmug.

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