by anonymous January 18, 2022
Get the Urban Dictionarymug. Urban Dictionary is a dictionary for people that think the actual one is too 'boring' or 'appropriate' or 'smart'. Urban Dictionary proves the last one by having the definition of 'appropriate' be "Pirate Approved".
Nowadays your definition is not entered because it's you making a definition for your name because you have low-ass self esteem.
Nowadays your definition is not entered because it's you making a definition for your name because you have low-ass self esteem.
"Ever been on Urban Dictionary?" said Thomas the Train Engine.
"No," said Anonymous.
"Well keep it that way. It's full of pedophiles," explained Thomas the Train Engine, "I would never use it in my life."
"No," said Anonymous.
"Well keep it that way. It's full of pedophiles," explained Thomas the Train Engine, "I would never use it in my life."
by Where the frogs February 24, 2017
Get the Urban Dictionarymug. John: Dude, Urban Dictionary says that a teabag is when you...
David: Yeah, I know, but to most people a teabag is what holds grounded tea leaves, and if my future kid asks you, that's what you're telling them, ok?!
David: Yeah, I know, but to most people a teabag is what holds grounded tea leaves, and if my future kid asks you, that's what you're telling them, ok?!
by Dodgs June 8, 2016
Get the urban dictionarymug. Girl A: I'm so bored.
Girl B: Just go to the Urban Dictionary.
Girl A: What is that?
Girl B: A useless website that gives you definitions of random words that are completely inaccurate.
Girl A: Oh well...sounds interesting enough.
Girl B: Just go to the Urban Dictionary.
Girl A: What is that?
Girl B: A useless website that gives you definitions of random words that are completely inaccurate.
Girl A: Oh well...sounds interesting enough.
by WiserOwl April 11, 2017
Get the Urban Dictionarymug. The only slacking website I can use and my parents are fine with it because they think its something educational. ;)
Mother: "Honey, are you doing work"
Me: "Uhh, yeah I'm on Urban Dictionary"
Mother: "Oh that's okay, have fun"
Me: "Oh, I will ;))))))"
*7 years later*
Me: "... And that's how I'm working at McDonald's"
Me: "Uhh, yeah I'm on Urban Dictionary"
Mother: "Oh that's okay, have fun"
Me: "Oh, I will ;))))))"
*7 years later*
Me: "... And that's how I'm working at McDonald's"
by Siphiwe Tshabalala May 23, 2016
Get the Urban Dictionarymug. What you are reading this off of right now.
Urban Dictionary is a fun thing to browse and, can also be useful at times.
Urban Dictionary is a fun thing to browse and, can also be useful at times.
Cole: Hey! Dude!
Carter: What?
Cole: I’m bored wanna look at Urban Dictionary?
Carter: Sure,Dude you’re a genius!
Carter: What?
Cole: I’m bored wanna look at Urban Dictionary?
Carter: Sure,Dude you’re a genius!
by HannahT.❤️ April 12, 2019
Get the Urban Dictionarymug. The most ghetto dictionary on the internet. Definitions are usually approved by random people who vote on it's approval in order for be published or denied. It's also the place where your definitions can randomly be taken down even after approval, you can like/dislike definitions, and most of the definitions on here are wild as fuck.
Me: yo wtf, why did my definition get denied? It was a good definition man. What is wrong with urban dictionary?!
by bxby_gxrl. October 7, 2020
Get the Urban dictionarymug.