Urinal talker

A urinal talker is a guy who makes small talk with you while he is using the urinal next to you. The urinal talker will say things like “boy, we're really having some weather today” or “work has been really going rough all day today” and other similar small talk while you are trying to concentrate on peeing.

A urinal talker was making small talk with me at the urinal next to me, and I'm thinking “man, will you shut the fuck up and let me pee!”

by Bill Beef August 16, 2025

urinating on the flowerbeds

slang for wasting your time in a pointless endeavour

‘luke has been really slacking in dnd lately- he keeps urinating on the flowerbeds’

by beaseltheweasel December 23, 2021

Urination

Something my brother loves on his chair after me drinking a few beers.

You urination on my book.

by Gyatt man June 23, 2024

Dump in the Urinal

When someone says they took a dump in the urinal, it means that they sat in the urinal and took a dump.

I just took a BIG dump in the urinal!

by BLARPAGEONSTICK March 5, 2025

Urinal Logic

The belief commonly held by all men that while most urinals have dividers that provide privacy, it is more polite to select a urinal at least one away from another person. The farther away your urinal is from the nearest occupied one, the better. This belief can also apply to stalls, and therefore women as well, although not as commonly as with men.

"I went into the bathroom and there was another guy in there using the urinals, so I took the one farthest away from him. Just following good urinal logic"

by Animal Damage October 1, 2013

Urinal shitter

The Urinal shitter is guy that ocasionally shits in urinals. Most of his shitting happens in the school urinals. He is often a 4.0 GPA student and because of that he isn't suspected to be the one who shits until the school janitor caughts him.

John: Hey, I think Mark is the urinal shitter.
Robert: Nah, he is a 4.0 GPA nerd, it couldn't be him.
Janitor: It is Mark, I saw him yesteday!
Mark: Oh shit im cooked

by Karakondzula November 5, 2024

Storin’ Urine

Common condition of elders who leave the toilet with pee still dripping in their drawers to be stored there until an undergarment update is possible.

Man, I gotta learn to leave it drip a little longer ‘cause I been storin’ urine lately.

by keyline July 12, 2017