twee

The shit that hangs off a sheep's ass, also used as an insult.

Stop messing up my drawings, you twee!

by Marissa222 July 16, 2006

Tweed

Tweed = Weed

Mandy: You still want that 10 draw you asked for?
Cassie: Yeh Yeh, Anything for da tweed.
Mandy: No cat piss in this one, made from pure weed an gud old seringe.
Cassie: kk, im off to make the good ole spliff now...

by Jessica December 10, 2003

tweeding

the act of smoking weed while one tweets.

dude so many people were tweeding at the party last night.

by walstonc July 28, 2015

tweeb

a twitter dweeb.

He has so many twitter followers, he's a first-class tweeb!

by a real tweeb April 15, 2009

twee

Weed, often more cheaper, and shwag.

"If I had some twee, you now I 'moke it with you." said Nash.

by Beer Wolf April 10, 2005

tweed

in between the age of pre-teen and teen

"You don't know things your just a tweed."

by Staples worker October 4, 2008

tweedersice

When one cuts a donkey's penis off and the skin of the nutsac so that the testicle hang out unprotected

the donkey fucked the migrant workers daughter so he weedled it

by jonny p March 28, 2003