The Texas Throne is a sex challenge which involves 2 woman, 2 horses, a horse drawn carriage, and 2 dildos. The challenge starts with a horse drawn carriage by 2 horses. Each horse gets a dildo attached to its back. One woman goes on each dildo, totaling in 2 girls going up against each other. The carriage rides around until the first chick squirts. The first one to squirt wins and gets to wear a cowboy hat for 1 day and labeled as the “The Southern Hoe.” The loser gets trampled by the horse drawn carriage.
Beth: Joshua is MINE.
Jackie: Shut up bitch! He’s MINE!!
Beth: alright fine, let’s play The Texas Throne challenge. Whoever wins gets to have Joshua!
Jackie: Fine!!
Jackie: Shut up bitch! He’s MINE!!
Beth: alright fine, let’s play The Texas Throne challenge. Whoever wins gets to have Joshua!
Jackie: Fine!!
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i am sick of all the back and forth about toronto. people saying its th greatest place ever, and others saying its a crime ridden shithole. I live in toronto and its not a bad place to live. the streets are relitively safe, and there there is a very diverse group of locations. saying that, no city, including toronto is perfect. of course there is drugs, violence, crime and polution, but really what city dosent have all that. and the subways are not that clean but where the fuck are they!im serious name one clean subway thats not in fucking narnia.
my biggest problem is the people. the city is filled with rude immigrants on welfare, violent jamacians, dirty fucking brown packies who try to act like niggas, but than go home to their home in the subburbs, and not to mention the 10billion fucking asians (but vancouver is still worse in that respect). stop talking so much shit about toronto, espically if u have never been here. this applies espically to the uneducated americans who believe anything outside "shithole alabama" is full of terriorists. and any city that dosent have a drug and crime problem is probably some shit suburb like Stratford ontario which cursed us with justin bieber (fuck you stratford). so stop talking shit and try improving your own city instead of dissing mine
my biggest problem is the people. the city is filled with rude immigrants on welfare, violent jamacians, dirty fucking brown packies who try to act like niggas, but than go home to their home in the subburbs, and not to mention the 10billion fucking asians (but vancouver is still worse in that respect). stop talking so much shit about toronto, espically if u have never been here. this applies espically to the uneducated americans who believe anything outside "shithole alabama" is full of terriorists. and any city that dosent have a drug and crime problem is probably some shit suburb like Stratford ontario which cursed us with justin bieber (fuck you stratford). so stop talking shit and try improving your own city instead of dissing mine
by BlackT.dot May 21, 2011
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Toronto Undead supports Evirus, Wetwork, Anvil, Razor, Eclipse Eternal, Will of the Ancients and more
by Michele and Ron July 16, 2006
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I will tron your fucking face off!!!
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Prepare to get tronned like no other!!!
I will tron the fuck out of your sorry ass!
Time to go fucking TRON!!!!
by chubbs40 December 1, 2010
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Eff the Toronto Maple Leafs suck, what a waste of money, they lost again...they're definitely the Toronto Raptors of the NHL...disgusting!!
by sss359 October 26, 2006
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