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Romancing the turkey

To procrastinate, fanny about or in some way take a circuitous route to the intended result. Can be used in reference to someone avoiding the issue, beating about the bush or stalling
James, stop romancing the turkey and tell me what happened!
by Treg123 November 25, 2009
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roast your turkey

Roasting someone's turkey means to place male genitales over a fire and hold him there till golden brown much like a turkey's gobble
I swear, if you don't stop annoying me I will roast your turkey!
by The Licker 6969696969XOXO November 30, 2016
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West Virginia Turkey

Term that hidden gay men use for anal sex with each other of Facebook.
In two weeks Canyon and Avery will be getting some West Virginia Turkeys.
by Straight Jason March 30, 2019
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Caroline’s Turkeys

A lady named Caroline has Turkeys that terrorize the people of Georgetown, NY. The turkeys have been seen jumping into random people’s windows looking for food and freely roaming the town. Caroline’s Turkeys can describe a group of people wandering around aimlessly, dicking around.
At work today when it got busy I turned around and my coworkers are just fucking walking around like Caroline’s Turkeys.
by Hipstereclipse August 24, 2020
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dying spider high turkey

a dying spider high turkey are a crazy and weird invasive species. they blueg to defend themselves and only eat specially fomed carrots that can only be made by afk twons. unfortunately it is hard for people to throw them out and then they invade. only 2 people currently have these as pets and they are both afk twons.
look, it’s a dying spider high turkey!
by additheallergy May 6, 2023
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turkey crotch

A term used to describe the external genitalia of a female who is extremely promiscuous. In other words, her crotch is strectched and droopy like a turkey's neck. Also used as a reference to Tory, aka Whory.
"Damn, that Tory took 3 guys at once?? Hell, dude... She must be suffering from a nasty case of turkey crotch."
by the shazamurai January 26, 2005
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