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Tumblr Story

an article, essay, editorial, etc. remembered years after you saw it on your tumblr dashboard. These stories, often highlighting a cultural or societal issue, must be taken with a grain of salt due to their questionable validity, accuracy, and truthfulness.
In the 1980s, a Japanese girl was kidnapped, tortured, and raped by four of her schoolmates. After a few weeks, the girl died from her injuries, and the boys weren't charged with any crimes. This is a tumblr story because the details highlight sexism and rape culture, but whether or not the story is true is unclear.
by Joshua Connor Moon November 18, 2019
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If youre looking for Rule 34 posts but finished the entirity of DeviantArt, then this is your place. Not as much but still too fukin bad for your mortal eyes.
Oh boy, i just jacked off to a Gohan x Android 21 fanfic on tumblr
by cesky April 28, 2020
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Intentionally meant to sound innocent when in reality the user is deliberately viewing pornogrpahic content or pages that are NSFW.
Guy: hey what’re you up to?

Girl: not much buying a palette on hush.com you?

Guy: just Tumblr scrolling right now.

Girl: oh cool.

Guy: *breaks the fourth wall and smirks at the audience*
by Elkrisreal December 5, 2017
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Tumblr Sexy Man

Well... is a sexy guy, the term goes from Tumblr, where girls used throw panties and bras to the johnas brothers.. whatever is the name written..

and with the fandom, many terms became popular such as the Tumblr sexy man, which stands for ; a guy from a famous (or not) fandom, needs to cover mostly of these characteristics.

Being tall, and white.

Dress well, by defect with suit or elegant, with a soybean complexion physique, being a main villain or known one.. or just having a bad side.

Even though the criteria varies, like for example, sans from undertale is mostly consider a tumblr sexy man, bill cipher too!.

And they might be goes for categories.
"Gosh he's such a Tumblr Sexy Man"
"Who?"
"Bill cipher"
"girl go get some therapy 💀💀"
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Tumblr skinny

When someone is way too thin, borderline anorexic, just like all the popular tumblr girls.
-Did you see that girl over there, she looks so good.
-Yeah, she's just Tumblr skinny, all clothes look good on her.
by corysaur May 2, 2017
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"Wait, did you say 'sad little ball pit in the middle of nowhere and no one showed up'?"
"Yeah, you heard me right, I did say 'Tumblr dashcon 2014'."
by I.388972 November 24, 2021
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Tumblr Prose

A type of speaking/writing, usually the latter, that over-writes sentences, and makes it incredibly apparent that the speaker only listened in their Literature class when a "Deep" quote came up.
A: "For the way I destroy is violent, I cannot be bound in a way that would matter."

B: "What? What the fuck are you talking about?"

C: "B, that's that 'Tumblr Prose' stuff, they think they sound smart."
by bruhmomentiv July 31, 2025
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