tushy tumblr

Someone who sits on their ass all day looking at tumblr jacking off
Corbin is a real tushy tumblr.
Guys I sat on tumblr all day jacking off,

You're a fucking tushy tumblr.
by Tyler's dick sweat February 13, 2017
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old tumblr

Back in the day before pornographic content was banned from tumblr there was the greatest porn of all time. Anyone who‘s gen z, kinky and has parental issues was most likely raised by it. The content on tumblr majorly differed from other platforms as it offered a lot more for the bdsm community. The comfort that one can get from a bdsm relationship lured in tons of teens. Besides that the platform was full of posts supporting anorexia and self harm which it why even though it may have seemed comforting it most likely damaged you.
In conclusion: If you got on the tumblr trend in the early 2010s you‘re most likely bisexual, kinky and depressed now. Now you either have no sex drive at all or you‘re an addict. Chances are high you follow Dannypahntom.exe, Birlap_ or Brandonthelover on TikTok. Oh and you most likely have horrible body dysmorphia because of the unrealistic beauty standards on there. And you didn’t peak in highschool. (i dont make the rules) You probably prefer wattpad, fake scenarios, Twitter and Hentaihaven over pornhub and you still use pinterest or even tumblr to search up shit that includes “aesthetic”.
bonus points if you write in all lowercase, own stuffed animals or a maid costume and use <3; :); :D
if this sounds like your s/o please learn about non-sexual domination/submission and get a mirror in front of your bed - thanks in advance
example 1:

person 1: “everything on the hub makes me cringe for some reason, i spend ages scrolling to find something good”
person 2: “i miss the old tumblr, never failed to satisfy me”
example 2:
person 1: “do you remember og tumblr?”
person 2: “isn’t that where anorexic girls used to post pics in shorts with depressing quotes?”
person 1: “so what you’re saying is; you’re a vanilla?”
by owotills February 16, 2022
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tumblr scrolling

Intentionally meant to sound innocent when in reality the user is deliberately viewing pornogrpahic content or pages that are NSFW.
Guy: hey what’re you up to?

Girl: not much buying a palette on hush.com you?

Guy: just Tumblr scrolling right now.

Girl: oh cool.

Guy: *breaks the fourth wall and smirks at the audience*
by Elkrisreal December 06, 2017
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Tumblr skinny

When someone is way too thin, borderline anorexic, just like all the popular tumblr girls.
-Did you see that girl over there, she looks so good.
-Yeah, she's just Tumblr skinny, all clothes look good on her.
by corysaur May 02, 2017
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Tumblring

Pretending that one's eccentricities and moral shortcomings aren't personal and that every unacceptance of them is bigotry.
Julias Tumblring again, since shes come off her meds shes told three people they are mindshaming.
by penishands115 January 07, 2016
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LOONA Tumblr fanfiction

We know you’re gay.

Tumblr is typically used when ur favorite wattpad books are discontinued/not updated and/or there’s nothing good to read on wattpad. You either get xmalereader, smut, a really good one which is the best you’ll ever read, or a different combinations of the three previously mentioned.

Life is a disappointment, we must suffer together.
Stan LOONA
Person A: hey! Person B, have you read any good LOONA Tumblr fanfiction lately?
Person B: nah dude, all the good authors haven’t updated in a while, and the others are all male reader smut.
by sonotsomi July 29, 2022
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tumblr daddy

Characters (mostly main protagonists/antagonists from indie franchises) that are sexualized and simped on by a bunch of LGBTQ+ kids from tumblr.

Examples like:
Baldi - Baldi’s Basics
The Onceler - The Lorax
Bill Cypher - Gravity Falls
Black Hat - Villainous
Bendy - Bendy and the Ink Machine
Sans - Undertale

(chances of your character being a tumblr daddy can increase if your character wears a comically long top hat.)
“omg did u see that pic of rick’s hot ass on tumblr??

yass he’s such a tumblr daddy uwu”
by Kakathegreatest December 13, 2021
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