When you are trying to be productive and Alan fucking turner force feeds you booze wrecking any motivation to complete the task at hand.
I was trying to mow the grass but I got fucking turnered.
Sorry babe, that dirty cunt Alan Fucking turnered me and now I’m white girl wasted.
Sorry babe, that dirty cunt Alan Fucking turnered me and now I’m white girl wasted.
by Boomcrew42 April 30, 2022
Get the Turnered mug.A Turner Hayes or a Cole Young is a generally frowned upon trope in TV or Movie Media in the Modern Age, where in which when adapting an already popular franchise with plenty of characters in it, the studios feel the need to create a completely one note, milquetoast character to be the protagonist and never show up in anything else. The term originates from the character Turner Hayes from the CW Show "Gotham Knights" and the character Cole Young from the 2021 Movie Adaptation of Mortal Kombat.
"I'm sick of all of these "Turner Hayes/Cole Youngs" in shit, just use characters people already know" - A salty redditor.
by LiterallyCthulhu June 17, 2022
Get the Turner Hayes/Cole Young mug.A term to signal that you agree with something that has been said being 100% true. "Truers" is a noun coming from the verb "trueing".
"Damn, that hoe over there is lookin' dumb thick today. She would never date me though, I'm far too fucking ugly."
"Truers man, absolute truers."
"Truers man, absolute truers."
by damn, truers :( July 3, 2022
Get the Truers mug.Being called a 'Turner', is a colloquialism around the South Gloucestershire area meaning, slightly dim witted, daft, slow to grasp basic skills etc.
Engineer 'Can you pass me a pair of side cutters please'
Apprentice 'Here you go'
Engineer 'That's a screwdriver, you Turner'!!
Apprentice 'Here you go'
Engineer 'That's a screwdriver, you Turner'!!
by Yate Massive August 19, 2022
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The reaction a person has when the penis experience is so awful it makes the person receiving the penis turn around.
The reaction a person has when the penis experience is so awful it makes the person receiving the penis turn around.
by anonymous February 24, 2023
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The reaction a person has when the penis experience is so awful it makes the person receiving the penis turn around.
The reaction a person has when the penis experience is so awful it makes the person receiving the penis turn around.
by anonymous February 24, 2023
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