True stat

A statement or statistic that is undeniably true. Inspired by "true dat"

"Hey, McDonalds is disgusting" "Yo - true stat"

by Reflow January 22, 2017

True Green

True Green is like True Blue except that instead of always being true, or randy, or depressed, or loyal, this truly green person is inexperienced, naive, redundant, and oblivious. However, there are some Silver Linings to being green such as always being fresh, young, willing, and able to do anything that you can do and better at doing it.

Person 1: That guy always falls for the same trick and the same goad.

Person 2: I know, right. He is True Green.

A true green person will keep your lawn clean. Just remember to stay off it until it is dry again.

by MrMathAllOfYous November 5, 2020

True actually

The response best given to something that couldn't be further from the truth. The reason why you say it anyway is because you're either trying to make someone laugh, pissed off or both.

Girl: Omg so I posted a story of myself in a bikini and this one guy DMed me to tell me I'm a slut.
Dude1: Wait, true actually!
Dude2: *laughing*
Girl: fk you guys

by WatchingNetflix January 13, 2021

True Friends

Someone who wouldn't hold their breath if they were you. They'll forget, but they'll never forgive you. They're asking "Don't you know, don't you know?". True friends stab you in the front.

I WOULDN'T HOLD MY BREATH IF I WAS YOU, I'LL FORGET BUT I'LL NEVER FORGIVE YOU, DON'T YOU KNOW DON'T YOU KNOW? TRUE FRIENDS STAB YOU IN FRONT

by maybesomeonerandomyes February 4, 2021

True Jedi

Someone who has slept with everyone in the same house, therefore gaining an 100% completion on that residence.

Ahhh did you hear Henry has a true Jedi on Nicole’s house?

by Jaymanelite February 13, 2021

True hell

Sans

Person A: "I just experienced true hell"
Person B: "You play Undertale?"
Person A: "No, I meant it Literally"
Person B: "W H A T"

by LookItsNote March 10, 2021

true love

my version of true love may be different from most but, in my eyes, true love is a one of a kind feeling. its beautiful and pure and its usually with the most unexpected people. once you have found your "true love", you will know. this is because you will realise that your life will revolve around them, you cant imagine a future without them by your side, you feel nothing but pure joy and happiness with them. this is the type of person you would take risks with and make sacrifices for, this is the person you hope to spend the rest of your life with.

true love is meant to be difficult - breakups and makeups, arguments and toxic times, etc. but if its really meant to be, you will find a way, that is the true beauty of it all.

"only love as true as his would make him that crazy for you"
"it must be true love, they were made for eachother"

by wanaii <3 April 28, 2021