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cat stuck up a tree

cat stuck up a tree refers to news, especially local news which is utterly pointless and of no interest to anyone whatsoever but talentless hacks put it on the telly nevertheless.
talentless hack from Border Television's Lookaround: "We are coming on live and exclusive coming from Hawick where there is a cat stuck up a tree"
by Ryan Dollard November 26, 2006
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an expression indicating optimism regarding ones current situation
You: So what's the word with that rash of yours?
Me: Dude, my palm tree be throwing up new leaves! Doc, says it'll clear up just fine.
by Johnny Goldfish April 13, 2007
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Vegan in a tree

This phrase is only used in absolutely necessary situations because it is the greatest insult and you will be sent to vegan jail.
Big Jam: Whoah! Is that a vegan in a tree!!1!
Aadit (the vegan): *goes to vegan jail*
by Big Jam June 9, 2018
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If a Tree Falls in the Forest...

The full phrase is 'If a tree falls in the forest but nobody is around to hear it, does it make a sound?'.

It symbolizes the ineffectiveness of unheard opinions/thoughts.
Ah, cripes- I can't think of one.
by Diggity Monkeez April 27, 2005
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Bonsai Tree

The japanese art of growing dwarfed, ornamentally shaped trees or shrubs in small shallow pots or trays.
My flower pot has a tree in it, a bonsai tree.
by Louis Waweru December 5, 2003
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Tripping Tree

An easily climbable tree that everyone climbs up to go smoke some pot, and trip out. Hence 'Tripping' Tree.
"Emily, lets go have a sesh in the tripping tree"
by Julietertron June 20, 2006
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christmas tree light bitch

A girl that is a bitch only some of the time, and the rest of the time is a perfectly nice girl. Much like the flashing christmas tree lights that are off sometimes and then blink on, but then are off again.
Talia Hughes is a Christmas tree light bitch.
by Ben Munley February 8, 2009
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