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dirt tracking

Sexual Intercourse practiced by 2 males.
Or, Anal Sex practiced by a hetrosexual couple.
The river ran red, so I took the dirt track instead.
She was filthy and up for anything so I went dirt tracking.
by Muncle Stev July 2, 2006
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Tanking

Filling yourself with liquids e.g water to boost bodies weight for a short period of time.
often used by people with eating disorders to avoid accusations of weight loss
Tanking would be to take 'a shower' and drink the water before being weighed
by Faith,Emily and Pippa December 28, 2005
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tanking

Doing so poorly as to be in the toilet
Boy, my team is really tanking today!
by Janet Pinter January 20, 2008
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Sweet Heart In Training

One, usually a young girl, who is kind and cute but has a mean side and evil streak. Thus, when somebody so potentially cute acts maliciously, they are excused as being a little "sweet heart in training" or a little "S.H.I.T."
Please forgive my Sweet Heart In Training for drowning your cat. We are working on her manners, the little S.H.I.T.
by SeanDogg21 May 9, 2011
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leash training

leash training is an obedience exercise for naked cadets to perform where the "Master" puts a leash around the neck of his dog-slave and leads him around to all the cadet toilets and makes the cadet suck off any other cadet who wants a blowjob.
Matt bought a beautiful black leather leash, and started giving me leash training -- he took me around to all the cadet toilets and ordered me to suck dick!
by USAF Cadet September 6, 2021
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implant training

Training underwent by girls with fake tits and guys with fake dicks to make sure their implants don't fail them (and burst) when they try something vaguely related to sex
V: "Fuck man, me and S were foolin 'round y'day night and suddenly her implants burst!"
P: "That's what she gets for never going through implant training!"
V: "Colleges should make that shit a required course man!"
P: "Totally!"
by plasmafury May 20, 2010
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elephant training

a term used to describe an enormous task or group of jobs that need completing. The tasks must include physical exertion, thought and take a lot of effort, just like training an elephant.

Different coloured elephants can be used to describe the difficulty of a task along the colour spectrum; red/orange elephants are easiest, blue/purple elephants the most difficult
Q: Are you coming out tonight?
A: Can't, I've got to train an elephant

Q: What are you up to this weekend
A: I'm doing some orange elephant training
Q: That'll only take an hour, come to the bar

Q: How's your essay?
A: Harder then training a blue elephant
by famousmistadave March 24, 2011
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