today on things

Expression. Short-hand for "Today on things that happened".

Used when someone is lying, or exaggerating a story. Often used on the internet and seldom in real life.

"Here's a picture of the house I paid off in two years using essential oils!! #BossBabe"

"Today on things"

by GoobyeLikeAOuija July 25, 2021

Today or Tomorrow

Within 2-14 business days.

I have a meeting. I’ll bring it to you today or tomorrow.

by TortillaPlodzien August 24, 2021

Torey

A negative term applied to something homosexual in nature or a very negative term for a homosexual.

Hey man, look at that torey.

by fuckiff1234 September 24, 2021

Tonaysia

Tonaysia is a very goofy person , she loves to laugh and be on instagram 24/7 tonaysia lovesss food . big fan of megan thee stallion 😉☺️

Tonaysia is confident , strong and silly 😜

by Get you a Tonaysia October 7, 2021

Tonaysia

Tonaysia is very much of a young , light skinned beautiful , silly type of girl . She’s a big fan of megan thee stallion . And addicted to Instagram. She loves to sing every now and then

Tonaysia is a very strong , beautiful and talented young lady

by Get you a Tonaysia October 7, 2021

Torny

When you are horny and tired at the same time

Babe I'm really torny maybe you can take over tonight

by Greenishgray October 27, 2021

Tonaya

Tonaya is Tonaya.

Everyone: I have so many questions in life. What can I do to go on?

Someone who knows tonaya: ask tonaya, she can help you

by Luisman November 20, 2021