Ride of Tools

Three or more cyclists riding together while wearing lycra or spandex

"Look, here comes/there goes a ride of tools"

"Oh, watch out!, there's a 'ride of tools' up ahead"

by Betty Spaghetti August 8, 2012

Tool Move

when someone does something that could cause them to be classified as a tool. This could mean doing something just because it's 'cool' and/or because someone told them to and/or because that's what everyone else is doing.

"Why would you go to the midnight premiere of Twilight when you can just see it the next day at a reasonable hour? What a tool move."

by Noddatool January 11, 2009

DAEMON TOOLS

A powerful little tool that helps in emulating .ISO and other image formats (.cue, etc.) into a virtual directory. That means you can pirate stuff and install applications, games and others without much effort.

I downloaded The Sims 2 complete package with all it's expansions, and I needed to use DAEMON TOOLS to make a ".iso" file within it install the bloody thing.

Similart to: Alcohol 120%

by A name not in use_ July 23, 2010

useless tool

Someone who is good for nothing

Don't be such a useless tool mate, it isn't hard to work out which shoe goes on which foot

by mitch00uk April 8, 2015

tool gobbler

a person who eats cock

Dave is a tool gobbler,but i still like him./ Sally is a fucking tool gobbler.

by steev c. May 23, 2006

Tool pic

A male, typically shirtless, taking photos to impress the opposite or in some cases same sex... Photo styles usually include the classic mirror selfie, or downward angle.

"Mary did you see franks tool pic?"
"Yeah, what a meat head!"

by Clambake March 3, 2015

Rusty Tool

A rusty tool is a person of the tool variety that has obviously been a tool for a very long time. This is different than a tool that is very new to the tool genre of faggotry. A rusty tool has been a total douchebag for years, and is on the fast track to nowhere. Well, nowhere except for even more tool-like qualities. They don't age gracefully, kids. Don't try to be a tool for fun, not even for halloween.

Guy #1: Dude that guy is such a faggotron.
Guy#2: Nah, dude, he's a tool, he's wearing Ed Hardy.
Guy #1: Psh, dude, he's a fucking rusty tool. Look how much hair gel build-up he's got going on. Only a tool of great age could have that much funk.

Also, a good example of a rusty tool is any guy off of the popular MTV show, Jersey Shore.

by I_Hate_Tools September 26, 2010