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I can’t believe you want me to “toad” her.
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Toad house

1. Companion gardening pest control
2. Actual dating strategy

What people don't tell you is that toads use their home to attract a mate. Put out a toad house, and a toad will move into the slug trape and a mate will just move in.

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A toad house is an excellent addition to a garden as part of a natural pest control strategy. Toads eat large quantities of pests like slugs, snails, and insects, making them valuable, low-maintenance "companion" gardeners that reduce the need for chemicals.

Benefits of a Companion Gardening Toad House

Natural Pest Control: A single adult toad can consume thousands of insect pests (beetles, slugs, grubs, etc.) over an average summer season.

Reduced Chemical Use: By fostering a natural predator, you can minimize or eliminate the need for harmful pesticides and slug pellets, which are toxic to amphibians due to their permeable skin.
Biodiversity Boost: Providing a home helps support local wildlife and promotes a balanced garden ecosystem.

Low Maintenance: Once a toad takes up residence, it requires minimal care, working nights to keep your plants safe.
A Toad house is an excellent addition to a garden as part of a natural pest control strategy.
by Modern Women December 27, 2025
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Dry Toad

When you get two taods back to back and just start going to town on your hog with that setup
Felt horny last night do I went down to the swamp and just had a dry Toad kind of night
by DumbNFat February 3, 2025
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toad squishing

Toad squishing is when a man poops in his hand and masturbates.
"ill be there in a minute. Let me finish toad squishing. "
by anonymous February 4, 2025
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Alabama toad bumper

The sexual act of inserting a frog into your cousin right before sex.
Last night i gave shelly one hell of a Alabama toad bumper.
by Quackrock March 2, 2025
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Toad suck bucks

A slogan sometimes worn on T-shirts by rent boys in low end areas of tourist towns like Las Vegas, L.A. & New York.
I'm wearing my Toad Suck Bucks tank tonight. I will make bank.
by venuswentaway June 7, 2024
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Toad

/tohd/

noun
a large smallmouth bass, typically with dark coloration and patterns distinctive of the species.
“I caught this toad throwing a fluke
by WadeFisherman April 21, 2025
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