king diamond

Born Kim Bendix Petersen in Denmark, King Diamond was the singer in Mercyful Fate before forming his own band. Famous for his multi-octave range, supposed association with LaVey Satanism and having a greater lyrical talent than many native English speakers.
King Diamond is your lord and master.
by TimFS October 24, 2004
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jayden king

A jayden king is when you go into a truck stop and ask a trucker to jack you off in the bathroom. If he declines you ask the other truckers the same thing till one of them agrees to. When you are about to ejaculate you shit your pants. As he franticly trys to leave you stick your hand in your pants and smeer it on your face this will resalt in an intense orgasm.
Trucker "breacker breacker 1,9 someone just jayden kinged me again"
by big guy October 14, 2015
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king shit

it means you are the end all be all of everything.
by h-lo August 24, 2004
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king of the hill

good cartoon on fox. created by mike judge(he made beavis and butthead)
www.kingofthehill.com www.kinghofthehill.com
by only$19.99,less s+h January 12, 2004
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king midas

In Greek mythology, King Midas is remembered for being granted the wish of being able to turn everything that he touched into gold (the Midas Touch).
King Midas was granted the opposite of the Shitters Touch.
by yorrick hunt January 19, 2008
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king can

King Can - a term used in south Ontario to describe a beer can between 750ml-950ml.
Bro what do you want at the beer store??

Just grab me 3 king Cans. I got work tomorrow.
by Pabstkevin April 05, 2016
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King Flap

The biggest of all flaps, always says there going to come out and always bails. This is the worst kind of human being.
"Why does jake keep bailing on nights out?"
"Cus jake salmon is king flap"
by jo carrow June 16, 2016
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