Super Goon

Typically young, 15-21 year old male who wears a hooded sweatshirt and often walks or stands with his hood up and hands in pockets, where he is almost always clutching a short barreled handgun. Super goons enjoy small caliber, .380 or .22. Super goons are often selectively mute, they utter short phrases at most and certainly NEVER talk to police under any circumstances, even under interrogation. They are nocturnal and extremely elusive- can often appear or disappear into the darkness with ease. Often the culprit behind crime spikes in cities, a super goon may be the last person you see in your life, if you have cheated the wrong person

This dude Andre sold me lean that turned out to be shampoo, he won’t enjoy his hustle for long- I’ve got my super goons parked on his street

by Jiiiimboo June 27, 2021

Broadway Goons

Local Gang in Clarksburg, West Virginia. Known for distribution of illicit substances and roaming the streets at night. The name comes from the district they live in; “ Broadway Avenue “

“ Ay did you see the Broadway Goons roaming the streets last night? “

by S8BG4L April 14, 2022

Gummy Goon

A toothless freak. A person who for what ever reason has no teeth and gums his words when talking to you. A person who's mouth sinks in because he should be wearing dentures but is not.

He gummed his words as he yelled, spitting and drooling all over me. He was a real gummy goon.

by tammy yammy from miami August 12, 2016

Goon Squad

Most dangerous organization known to man. Contains 6 carefully chosen council members. Reece is banned. Goon Squad runs this shit.

I wouldn’t mess with the Goon Squad. We all know the consequences that will follow. Look what happened to Reece!

by Schlong Dong Gooner June 28, 2022

Omegle goon

The men you find on the site that have their dick out.

Its hard to go on Omegle these days without finding all these Omegle goons.

by dimitri III September 14, 2020

goon kick

a cheap exploit used to refer to a wide reciever playing kicker on the ncaa football series.Ofter before this kick the player will shout the goon is back for a warnig that there about to goon kick you. made famous by adi cards

hey jim why does it look like hes trying to goon kick me.player in background shouts the goon is back" oh shit" says jim.

by shiskobob September 29, 2012

aqua goon

"aqua goon", referring to a minion, of the player Aquadorix in N the jojo game.

This kid is an aqua goon, he's helping him.

by N Blacks July 19, 2023