scrumpy bed

1) a bed that is all scrumpled up
2) a bed that makes you feel grumpy - y'know
3) a bed that you fall into or out of having drunk so much scrumpy

"Dude, get out of that scrumpy bed and go to work!"
"Nah babe, I love you - don't get me wrong, but I can't stay here in your scrumpy bed."
"Uungh."

by hannah.smithie May 14, 2007

bed checks

when your your parent checks your room for the goods

nate’s mom runs his bed checks to make sure he doesn’t have food in the room

by Davedcrampo November 11, 2018

Bed game

Bed game is term used when describing someone having sex. Typically comes in a conversation when talking about a game.

John: Were Bob and Mary at the football game last night?

Henri: No. They were playing the "bed game"

by Cork man69 September 17, 2017

tanning bed

A great way to get dark. Just get into a nice capsule and come out dark. This process can take 8-30 minutes.

I need a tan for homecoming..Im going to the tanning salon

by Avid Tanner June 27, 2005

bed shitter

someone who shits the damn bed....

"doood that heroin addict just shit the bed"

"yeah... hes a fucking bed shitter."

by xxpure_evilxx September 2, 2009

get to bed

when someone gets extremely intoxicated to the point that it leads to stupid random acts. Similar to gong show buy on a individual level

Joe: matt thats your 4th keg stand
Matt: O man i have no idea whats going on
Joe: You sir need to "get to bed"!

by jordan engel November 14, 2006

annoying bed

/əˈnɔɪɪŋ bɛd/
noun
noun: annoying bed; plural noun: annoying beds
a bed which tries its absolute hardest to not let you sleep

Similar: (bad idea)

Man, is that an annoying bed!

by LuckyBlockYT March 9, 2021