beer ticket

a bill usually larger than $1 used to purchase beer

I got some beer tickets, let go to the bar or I can't go to the game cause i'm out of beer tickets

by homing@workky October 6, 2008

BJ on a cash ticket

To call a parts house and ask for a BJ(blow job) on a cash ticket. Hillarious to those named Kevin of a Puerto Rican origin.

I called a place and asked for a BJ on a cash ticket. The person kept asking me what I was talking about. I also asked for some cereal.

by Dr. nakanutzoff October 23, 2008

golden ticket

A swingers free pass to have one-on-one sex, similar to a date or affair, with another swinger. Usually recieved for 'taking one for the team' or getting the 'softie'. example: I used my golden ticket to go have sex with *name* at his house. His wife was out of town but gave him permission.

Hubby said I can cum play with you tonight, cuz I earned a golden ticket on a softie last week.

by Atacia August 30, 2007

golden ticket

When you are good friends with a cop and he rights his name and personal phone number on the back of one of his business cards and if you get pulled over buy a cop you can get out of anything up to a class B felony but then that ticket expires and you will need to get a new golden ticket

dude I just got out of bringing drugs over the Mexican border because my brother gave me a golden ticket for Christmas

by the law sucks ass March 28, 2010

Trickititis

Trickititis - is the disease of acting like a trick. A trick is defined as being girl who is tease, hoe, or just a dumb bitch. A trick can also be a substitute to calling someone a bitch. Almost like a nice way of saying it. Trickititis can be sometimes very contagious. Not physically but emotionally/mentally.

Doctor Explains to the girl's friends,

Doctor: "So the girl is at the party just sitting on the couch while everyone else is up and having fun"?

Friends: "Yes"

Doctor: "She is being boring and lame?"

Friends: "Yes!"

Doctor: "I think i know what is wrong with her. She has a disease that effects her partying mood. The disease is known as Trickititis. It is sometimes common in young females."

Friends: "I knew it!"

by Tucknasty May 26, 2009

Thickitt

sexually aggressive, dissipates sexual tension with perpetual excersise and seat belt chewing. This condition is especially prevalent in french men.

Man 1- "What happened with that girl last night?"
Man 2- "Ah, she was a right thickitt, a real animal in bed! She insisted on using handcuffs!"
Man 1 - "Lucky you!"

by normie1 May 25, 2010

Ticket Savior

When you would have gotten a speeding ticket, had it not been for being stuck behind someone going slow.

I was late and road raging so bad until we passed the speed trap, then I was glad to be stuck behind that jerk driving so damn slow, he was my ticket savior.

by Harmony08 October 4, 2010