thong birds

Females of the species, usually young and attractive, wearing swimming attire or less common undergarments designed with a narrow band of fabric extending across the pelvic arch and thence between the buttocks thereby connecting the frontal and dorsal parts of the garment.

He's such an unambitious pervert he gets off looking at the thong birds in Victoria's Secret or the Sports Illustrated swimsuit edition.

by Richmond RichardHof March 2, 2009

thong

Butt floss. As in flossing between the cheeks will keep your booty minty fresh.
Oppisite of depends.

Every woman needs to have her butt flossed with a nice thin thong.

by Darth_pikachu April 3, 2006

thongs

the "underwear" which makes the anal hole hurt.

yeeeeeeeeeooowwwwwwwwwcchhhhhhh, my anus is crying for help!!!!!!!!!!!

by Noel Marques-Neves April 19, 2005

thong

totally useless item of girls underwear that only serves to make them look like sluts.

That chick is so cute and i really want her num...... Oh crap.... She's wearing a thong. Never mind.

by I am The Snail May 26, 2009

Boob Thong

When a woman puts a pair of underwear over her boobs, and the middle sector is in the clevege.

Oh dang! Look at Dani's saggy jugs in that boob thong!

by Renee Jayne Woody November 10, 2010

thongitis

When your knickers get stuck up your bum.

"I've got thongitis"

by Diva Ben June 20, 2006

thongs

NASTIEST PEICE OF UNDERWEAR A PERSON CAN WEAR.except granny panties.
WORN BY WHORES SLUTS AND PROSTITUES, WHO JUST WANT TO EMPRESS A GUY.

Thongs go up the ass, and girls say it is clean but anything that goes up the ass is not clean nor is it sexy.

That bitch is a whore....see her thong.

by Dusty December 31, 2004