Wind up

Ryan Woodward

Ryan woodward is a pain in the arse he is a wind up

by Wind up March 9, 2022

Wind Farm

When Three or more participate in the act of trapping each other under bed covers after releasing vile ass fumes. The Wind Farm is created by the combination of farticles in an upgraded Dutch Oven.

Jamie, Scott and their dog Lefty were in bed; Scott vomited on the sheets when his wife and his dog gave him the white castle Wind Farm edition of the dutch oven.

by Chedward Lazaro March 10, 2015

Southern Winds

Same as flatulence

I just blew the Southern Winds

by Lizard J03¡ June 2, 2019

Cold Wind

The act of sneezing into a persons anal cavity.

Friend: Dude, what the fuck? Susan said you sneezed in her ass!

Me, an intellectual: I gave her the old Cold Wind. Works every time.

by ArrowFin April 22, 2018

tainted wind

When someone farts directly into a fan or gust of wind

Dude, do you smell something?
Yeah, like somebody farted
I think it was the guy next to the fan, he just made some nasty tainted wind
What an asshole

by not ur dad but doin ur mom October 1, 2013

ohmigosh winds

loaded messages disseminated in order to produce an emotional rather than rational response to the information presented. The desired result is a change of the cognitive narrative of the subject in the target audience. Related to "propaganda"

"I'll go with the candidate that is least blown about by the ohmigosh winds and at the same time addresses the largest concerns of America"

or...

"Knowing him as well as she did, she was was hardly affected by the ohmigosh winds circulating about his integrity"

by Generica McPlainwrap March 21, 2008

Cheeks to the wind

When you are completely exposed either literally or to laughter, jokes and ridicule from friends and enemies alike in a comical fashion.

Me: Ayo, you seen what happened to Jackson?
Them: yup. His girl was letting the clip go about his stroke game.
Me: damn, had that man out here cheeks to the wind.
Them: she was wylin for that.

by TravWilly August 1, 2020