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mall rush-rush

When, usually around November and December, the mall is crowded with shoppers and events are slow.
A few years ago, we were in a mall rush-rush.
by Seshie May 3, 2009
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mall

a large building or series of connected buildings containing a variety of retail stores and typically also restaurants.
I went to the mall this weekend to browse the new clothes stores and grab lunch at the food court.
by Arminkshipper July 21, 2024
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Albee Square Mall

The house of a bunch of rappers in Brooklyn, New York.
My house is the Albee square mall

Go shopping, go shopping, go shopping
Let's all go shopping
by shape012 November 24, 2017
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Paul Blart: Mall Cop 2 Zone

When something isn’t bad enough to be good but still bad and not good, like the 2015 Action/Comedy movie Paul Blart: Mall Cop 2
Woah dude, Megamind 2 was totally in the Paul Blart: Mall Cop 2 Zone.
by definitelynotocto April 13, 2024
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Mall Muscles

Muscle groups that become especially developed with habitual shopping.
(After five hours of mall shopping)

Girl 1: Man I am so sore carrying all these bags for so long.

Girl 2: I know right - don't forget all that walking. We totally just had a workout.

Girl 1: Yeah our "mall muscles" let's get a real out out in tomorrow morning! Let's go for a run?

Girl 2: You are crazy girl.
by Tehefvriyoas January 2, 2014
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Dead Mall Theory

Dead Mall Theory posits a multifaceted critique of modern consumerism and the evolving landscape of digital and physical spaces. Drawing inspiration from the eerie aesthetic of the Backrooms and the nostalgic satire of vaporwave Micro-culture, it explores the decline of traditional malls as emblematic of broader societal shifts.
At its core, Dead Mall Theory echoes the sentiment of the Dead Internet Theory, suggesting that just as malls become "dead" when anchor stores vanish, online spaces are increasingly dominated by bots and AI-generated content, displacing genuine human interaction and agency. This convergence reflects the erosion of authentic connection and the commodification of both physical and virtual environments under the pressures of mass production and consumer capitalism.
I love walking along these halls, such a calming atmosphere but this place isn't making money so dead mall theory is in full effect. I have memories of playing in this spot at the arcade as a kid. Now the movie theatre is gone and the food court is half empty.
by Nukem6 May 4, 2024
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going to the mall

“Going to the mall” refers to taking Molly, hence “mall”
Coined by the Midge Bitch Gang, the phrase, “going to the mall” was used as a code word when conversing in the presence of snakes
Fiend #1: Bro you can do anything, but save going to the mall for another night

Fiend #2: Ugh fine I’ll do acid instead
by catsnakeghost June 5, 2018
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