Hotdog Salad

Some nasty shit that’s made with all the remenants of a terrible hot dog meal. All the fixings including the cheapest links possible are placed in a blender with water until a thick paste is formed. Someone may choose to eat the paste in exchange for immunity from ridicule for the rest of the calendar year.

Man, they really are giving Patrick shit. He should have eaten the Hotdog Salad.

by Hotdog Salad November 28, 2017

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Hotdogged

Hotdogged (verb) – When a dog unintentionally gets high from being exposed to weed. Symptoms include zoning out, crushing a pile of snacks, or looking way too enlightened for a pup.

“Oh no, Max walked through the smoke and just flopped on the couch—he’s been hotdogged.”

by thechiefreefers February 21, 2025

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hotdog herpes

When someone cuts off a mans herpes infected penis, then proceeds to eat his penis in a hotdog bun.

You heard what happened to Tim yesterday at the bar? He caught *hotdog herpes*

by _SirHumble January 4, 2023

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Hotdogging

Hotdogging is the sensual act of sliding a penis betwixt the oiled butt cheeks of a lover in a sensual seesaw motion.

For the hotdoggie, hot dogging feels like petting a horse’s nose through a mountain of marshmallows. For the hotdogger, it is like setting one’s penis free on top of the creamy dream of someone else’s ass mass.

Once Gary began hotdogging Marsha, he became so ecstatic and inspired that he took up tap-dancing, quit his job at Home Depot, forgave his ancestors, and splurged his finances on coconut oil.

by Ashmoses January 23, 2024

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