Straight Donk

Complete ass.

You're being a straight donk right now.

by SuedeFungus May 6, 2025

lil donk

A term to describe a small donkey

Omg look at that small donkey ... it’s a lil donk... UR MOM

by Lil donk so December 11, 2018

DONKED

Someone thats High as fuck.

“Yo, I’m Donked asf.

by Chingchongwalabingbong September 15, 2021

donk heater

Whenever a bad player is playing poker and they win a whole bunch by sucking out over and over

luckysuits is on a donk heater.

by jbhntr December 29, 2024

Swamp Donk

Goes with swass. When it is 100f outside and your manhood starts to stick to your leg.

It's sure hot out today, I'm getting quite the swamp donk!

by Yossarianl August 7, 2019

Donk

Vape

Can I hit your donk?

by Bigbigbig67832443 March 15, 2023

donk market

A poker table where seasoned players can sit down and invest their money and, at the expense of inexperienced players (donkeys), realize gains that far exceed the ROI that can be found in the traditional stock market.

Guy 1: "Dude, where did you get the scratch to afford a flash car like that? You hit the lottery or something?!"

Guy 2: "Nope. This is what a 38% ROI will get you. Fuck the stock market, I invest in the donk market, beeotch!

by TGW75 September 7, 2010