Smart Donke

Smart Donke - Like a Smart Ass, but more humorous. Instead of belittling others he makes others life better by being a Ride-or-die friend like Donke in Shrek, but way smarter like Einstein.

I'd much rather be a smart donke than a dumb-donke anyday.

by IQDave August 22, 2024

Donk

something you could say instead of f*ck

*hits ankle on skooter* : ah donk!

by KATEYPERREY November 21, 2021

Donk

A modified Chevrolet Caprice or Impala that's been given the high-riser treatment. This includes huge wheels (24-inches is the bare minimum), low-profile tires, and plenty of ground clearance.

Dude, yesterday I saw this granny riding a donk! How'd she even get into that thing?

by Ikea 23 February 1, 2023

Donk with the Flapper

To jiggle the handle of the commode to stop the water from running

“The crapper won’t stop running!!!”

“Did you donk with the flapper????”

by Johnny Dicklegs August 31, 2018

Donking

To be lazy or slow

Stop donking and help me load the truck

by The random guy 98 November 21, 2020

Re-donk-culuous

A excessively large ass.That when you think of it, its just ridiculous.

man,jennifer lopez's ass is Re-donk-culuous. I would still hit that tho.

by Blame Reality March 14, 2010

super donk

A slang for someone that gets credit for your ideas. Fx. if you tell them a joke, they tell it to someone else and gets all the credit.

You stole my idea! you're such a super donk!

by BabyBoi420 September 27, 2020