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Loose cannon

A woman who keeps popping out offspring like they are stuck in the 1940's.
Yo, is that the loose cannon's child over there?

That girl keeps dropping babies like a loose cannon drops ammo.
by Deputy Douchebag October 5, 2020
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texas cannon

When a guy sticks his own testicle up his anus and farts it out like a pop gun.
Russell got drunk at the party and fired his Texas cannon into a crowd.
by Milkman bandit April 8, 2019
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Cannon Rage

1. To consecutivley hit a noob 3 times in a row with quick sucsession, delivering a stronger blow each hit.

2. Extreame anger for a miniscule reason.
OMG that fag just got me with cannon rage.

Cant bealive my mom is cannon raging me like this.
by Robmaninator1 January 15, 2011
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Cannon Gage

Cannon Gage has 1000 starts
Did you know Cannon Gage has 1000 starts
by CAHERMAN February 7, 2022
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SnowBall Cannon

When a man nuts (or cums) into another mans urethra then they nut back into your mouth forcing you to swallow creating a snowball effect.
KYLE: Aye Jim you wanna get together with the boys and do a snowball cannon?
JIM: FUCK YEAH LETS DO IT!
by The_Crotch_Fire March 25, 2019
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uterus cannon

Someone who has an unusually large number of children, referring to their exceptionally (re-)productive ladyparts
"So you're the youngest of *thirteen* kids? Wow, your mom must have had a uterus cannon!"
by Peter the Quite Good May 26, 2016
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Salmon Cannon

Salmon Cannon is an absolute beast of a fisher woman. Also known as Annie Birch. You may find Annie drinkin a bud and catchin a buzz as she reals in 20 pound salmon. Which she takes home to her lucky booty call of the night as the two girls get it on and eat God’s wonderful creation- Salmon
“you ever heard of that girl annie birch” “oh yeah she’s a true salmon cannon” “ah true she sure does get around!”
by AnnaCathrn October 27, 2020
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