Dollar store douchebag

To be a very low or poor quality douchebag

I met this guy the other night that seemed real nice at first but he turned out to be a Dollar store douchebag!

by LSCSnow2021 September 14, 2021

Store

The place your mom forgets you every time.

Why are you late?
Mom forgot me at the store

by TotallyNotAmerican October 11, 2019

showing them the thrift store

What you tell your significant other what you're doing with an attractive person while you're actually cheating on your significant other, taking pictures of it, and secretly laughing at your idiot significant other for being such a trusting idiot.

I'm showing them the thrift store for his birthday. I'll be home later.

by Lord-Sheeva January 31, 2025

dam store

A very funny store name that is for a store next to a dam. Not overused in the slightest

“I’m going to the dam store.”

“Oh, I get it. Because it’s on a dam which also sounds like the word damn, so they made a very original pun while naming that store.”

by I put the fun in funeral January 3, 2021

Dollar store

The home of hell raising Crenshaw. Watch out he’s lethal and will curse you out with one wrong move. But hold up he’s funny too when you don’t make him I’ll. I’d recommend going to the holly springs dollar store

Cashier: welcome to the dollar store, how’s it going?
Person: good till I seen Crenshaw was in here complaining about something.

by Jayce Dawkins October 11, 2018

Be my personal convenience store

British slang for asking a person to be their prostitute.

Have you ever seen Mira? I asked her to be my personal convenience store and she actually accepted!

by gigachad42069 April 2, 2021

Pottery Store

An excuse to not come into work.

Sorry Tobin I can’t cover, I have to go to the pottery store.

by Matt_Beau March 18, 2022