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Mos Eisley

Pronounced: Moss-Izely

1. (Noun) Mos Eisley is a primitive city of Tatooine, so far on the outskirts of the Galactic Republic, that many laws are ineffective and useless, as their are almost no Goverment Officials or forms of Law Enforcement. Slave trade is a common business, and is ran by Organized Crime. This City is entirely fictional and is purely a senario in George Lucas's Star Wars.

2. (Adjective) A slang term that can be used to describe anything that is just voraciously bitching. Must be used with very much discretion as this is a very powerful term. Although, almost anything in itself can be Mos Eisley, it is solely up to the user to decide when appropriate. The user of this word must be qualified. Qualification is gained through asking permission of the Author/Inventor of this word, or being in the Inner-Circle of those who made brought Mos Eisley to its modern usage. The common result of those who use the term "Mos Eisley" in a situation where Mos Eisley is clearly un-called-for, is the user becomes a social-outcast, his/her's opinions are not taken seriosly anymore, and general humiliation from one's peers.
Please, If you don't understand the true meaning of Mos Eisley, as I am sure many of you do not, don't use this phrase. You obviously are not qualified to say Mos Eisley in any situation. The slang term is so closely related to Tits Magee that occasionally it may be used as a synonym for Tits Magee, and vice-versa.

However, as much as this word is used as an expression to describe something as undeniably awesome, Mos Eisley can also be used in a sense of exasperation hence, the emphasism on the word is changed.
VORACIOUSLY BITCHING TERM
Person #1: Wow, George Carlin is one cool guy.
Person #2: Mos Eisley!
Person #3: Word.

Ex 2

Person #1: There's a snowday today! That's so mos eisley!

EXASPERATION TERM
Person #1: Damn, the only thing on TV is Jerry Springer..
Person #2: Mos Eisley..
by Jack Paul Hagen April 10, 2006
mugGet the Mos Eisleymug.

mo

1. short for mom, specifically used to talk trash about someones mom when you're so fucked up your words are slurred so you just take the lazy way out.

2. short for more in the same instance, usually referring to more of whatever substance has gotten you so fucked up
1. "Yo i just banged your mo last week."

2. "Give me some mo"
by Yigstein's Money March 4, 2011
mugGet the momug.

Mo

Missed oppurtunity usually in regard to an attractive male or female that you could have hooked up with.
"Did you see that girl?"

"Yeah man, total MO
by Amanda0311 September 30, 2010
mugGet the Momug.

j-mo

by J Mo January 31, 2003
mugGet the j-momug.

mo-bese

more obese than the average obese person.
Detroit is the 4th most mo-bese city in the US.
by lovemorningx May 25, 2010
mugGet the mo-besemug.

mo-eezy

more easy, as in alcohol makes girls loosen up and become easier to get with.
1) "sip mo-eezy as we sit upon my couch"-Jeremih, birthday sex.
2) man ever since i got this new ink, it's made girls mo-eezy
by TrickMagnet July 28, 2009
mugGet the mo-eezymug.

missy mo

1. adj. in the same sense as crazy/beautiful. something very risky. like tragically beautiful. basically a hard to define, outrageous mix. often with a bad attitude. "you're being such a missy mo!" note: only works for beautiful girls with bad attitudes.
"okay you're beautiful. but stop being a missy mo!"
by DulceysSecret March 12, 2007
mugGet the missy momug.

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