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Landon cane

A FAT SLIM SHADY LOOKING WANNABE THAT LIKES FAT COCKTAILS IN HIS ASS
EW ITS LANDON CANE A FAT FAGGOT I BET HE LISTENS TO SLIM SHADYA
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Landon

A Landon is an incredibly kind, intelligent and hilarious guy. He loves a challenge and will work hard to overcome it. He is a deep lover of animals and the most loyal friend you could ever have. He is incredibly handsome though his feet smell. But that is curable. If you find a Landon you know you are with someone who will always take care of you. Keep that boi.
Girl: Have you met Landon? He's a little weird, but I think I like him.
Boy: Yeah, he's cool. You should date him. I hear he works at the bowling alley.
by fannybanny September 24, 2023
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LANDON

😎 Why Landon Is So Good-Looking and Cool
1. Great Hair Game
Landon probably has the kind of hair that looks effortless but secretly perfect—windproof, stylish, and always photogenic.
2. That Confident Smile
You know the one—easy, relaxed, a little mischievous. It’s the kind of smile that makes people wonder what he’s up to (in a good way).

3. Chill Vibes Only
Landon doesn’t stress—he is the calm in the chaos. Always laid-back, never trying too hard, and somehow still always on point.

4. Killer Style
Whether it’s jeans and a hoodie or something more polished, Landon makes it look good. Fashion isn’t forced—it’s just part of the vibe.

5. Naturally Funny
Cool without being cocky. Landon cracks jokes that are smart and goofy, and people love that combo.

6. Effortless Charisma
People are drawn to him. Doesn’t matter the crowd—Landon fits in everywhere and makes others feel like they do too.

7. That Name Though
“Landon” just sounds like someone who’s got his act together. Smooth. Memorable. A little cinematic.

8. Good Listener Energy
Cool isn’t just looks—it’s the ability to really be there for people. Landon probably makes you feel heard and understood.

9. Just the Right Amount of Mysterious
He doesn’t overshare—but when he does open up, it hits different. There’s a story behind those eyes.

10. Can Pull Off Sunglasses Indoors (But Doesn’t)
He could, but he respects the unspoken social contract.
Rawr landon
by Alicia can’t hear June 4, 2025
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Landon

sexyest man alive(i was told to say this)biggest stud ever.
hello Landon
by homeinvasioniscool January 8, 2022
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landon west

Sexy he will always be their for you and he is also a very good boyfriend.
Sean’s of humor Landon west is adorable
by Yannie23 November 23, 2018
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Landon

Landon is cool

No he's AWESOME
by bronco15 September 30, 2020
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landon leslie

He is most likely headed straight to the my 600 pound life show unless something changes. He will take you food and take everything you have if you are not careful. he resembles and elephant or a sumo wrestler
by landonthekoolkat September 9, 2019
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