Hurricane trophy

Finding an object of value in your yard after a hurricane passes that does not belong to you

I found a hurricane trophy!

by Nofencenodog August 30, 2021

hurricane mickey

n. Any overblown squall that generates a lot of hype and closes airports and, most especially, amusement parks.

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Up for a trip to Disney World?
I hear it's closed . There's a hurricane mickey coming.
Surfing then?

by gnostic3 October 6, 2016

Hurricane Beryl

probably the most insane hurricane in recent memory, it took more than 100 kts of wind shear and still went on, making rounds as it was officially announced that this hurricane had CAT 5 winds. this hurricane was, or is, expected to hit the shores of Texas and make landfall after unfortunately hitting the country of Jamaica, killing multiple people in specific towns and areas as it tracked through the Gulf of Mexico. it's both unfortunate, sad, and mind boggling.

July 4 or something...
Holy shit, did you see the news?
Hurricane Beryl just hit Category 5, and is expected to weaken as it makes landfall on the shores of Texas.
And it started on July 1ST?!

by MartianSupremacist July 6, 2024

Hurricane Sheri

Stay as far away as possible at all times. Sheri is cursed. Lot's of damage. Stay Strong.

Watch out Hurricane Sheri is in town

by HurricaneSheriCanSuckIt May 2, 2022

hurricane Jen

This is when a girl gives you a tornado style blowjob so hard she gets blisters on her hands then tears come out of her eyes from gagging, upon providing the payload , the man says “pew pew pew”

Dude, it’s my birthday and hurricane Jen hit my house. She’s still crying.

by Happy man man November 23, 2024

Salty hurricane

When you are receiving a blowjob, and you spin your penis in a rapid circular motion, as you are jizzing onto a face.

My dad asked me if I had ever given a girl a salty hurricane , in front of my mom. Talk about embarrassing, because I did.

by Dustinj321 October 14, 2017

Hurricane

A convenient way to get a new house. However, it can also kill you, and everyone else in the neighbourhood gets a new house as well. Varies by category, going from simple repairs to complete house replacement. Works best in Florida.

hurricane: *destroys roof of house*
dude: aww yeah I wanted a new house, thanks!

by l0l_ May 28, 2018