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dong Kong

A sexual act where you are to eat panda express off of each other from top to bottom until you reach the vagina/penis.
I took my bae on a trip to DONG KONG last night, bruh.
by dick jokeington October 2, 2014
mugGet the dong Kongmug.

female dong

Pretty common in Thailand, it's a Big surprise for certain tourists (specially from the U.S.), some people enjoy female dongs.
"I thought she was a woman but she had a dong"
"His wife has a bigger female dong than him"
" you see that dancer? Ask her about her female dong"
by omniscientbanana January 27, 2015
mugGet the female dongmug.

dong bait

A hot girl, a sexy bitch. Often used as a term of endearment between two hot, sexy bitches.
Hey dong bait, did you get my message?
by CosmicSpinner November 2, 2019
mugGet the dong baitmug.

fiddle-dong

A masturbation technique where you grab the mushroom head with one hand while playing the side like a fiddle with the other
Alex set around the campfire and mastered his fiddle-dong technique .
by SPANKY1113 March 28, 2017
mugGet the fiddle-dongmug.

dong sizer

An apparatus for measuring the size of one's dong. Actually, a repurposed pasta measurer. Available at finer beverage establishments in the La Crosse area.
Nason: I bet that guy has a tiny dong.

Steve: if only we had a dong sizer to be sure.
by Chester Pern July 2, 2011
mugGet the dong sizermug.

dong wipe

a female (or male) commonly known as 'the village bike' in which men wipe their willys (dongs) on when they feel the need for an itch or rub.
guy one: hey did you see clarrissa last night kissing all those boys?

guy two: yeah that clarrissa, such a dong wipe
by pelican clip board February 9, 2010
mugGet the dong wipemug.

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