A sexual act where you are to eat panda express off of each other from top to bottom until you reach the vagina/penis.
by dick jokeington October 2, 2014
Get the dong Kongmug. Pretty common in Thailand, it's a Big surprise for certain tourists (specially from the U.S.), some people enjoy female dongs.
"I thought she was a woman but she had a dong"
"His wife has a bigger female dong than him"
" you see that dancer? Ask her about her female dong"
"His wife has a bigger female dong than him"
" you see that dancer? Ask her about her female dong"
by omniscientbanana January 27, 2015
Get the female dongmug. by CosmicSpinner November 2, 2019
Get the dong baitmug. A masturbation technique where you grab the mushroom head with one hand while playing the side like a fiddle with the other
by SPANKY1113 March 28, 2017
Get the fiddle-dongmug. An apparatus for measuring the size of one's dong. Actually, a repurposed pasta measurer. Available at finer beverage establishments in the La Crosse area.
by Chester Pern July 2, 2011
Get the dong sizermug. by Astroman790 April 10, 2015
Get the The Big Dongmug. a female (or male) commonly known as 'the village bike' in which men wipe their willys (dongs) on when they feel the need for an itch or rub.
guy one: hey did you see clarrissa last night kissing all those boys?
guy two: yeah that clarrissa, such a dong wipe
guy two: yeah that clarrissa, such a dong wipe
by pelican clip board February 9, 2010
Get the dong wipemug.