Beach Log

The act of shitting in a cat's litter box, preferably at a party, otherwise you are just a douchebag.

Jesse thought he was finished cleaning up after his party, when he found a beach log in his cat's litter box.

or

Adam thought Lisa was a stuck up bitch so while at her party he left her a beach log.

by Twice bitten June 26, 2009

beach police

The law enforcement individuals tasked with the unenviable job of preventing vacationing beach goers from actually entering the water during double-red flag, rip current threat.

TIMMY! GET OUT OF THE WATER! Didn't you see the double red flag?

I cain't momma! I'm stuck! I'm gettin' sucked out!
BEACH POLICE: Oh, he fucked also. I'm off dumb-ass duty for t'day.

by YAWA May 23, 2021

Ex on the beach

Ex on the Beach is a British reality television series that is broadcast on MTV. The series was first announced in February 2014and premiered on 22 April 2014.The series is narrated by Irish comedian Andrew Maxwell

Ex on the beach

by mennäperille December 7, 2019

Screaming beach

When at a very hot sandy beach, the act of pulling your foreskin back and sticking your penis into the burning sand. Whilst in the sand take foreskin forward again.

John experienced true agony when doing the screaming beach at his stag night

by Amnor June 30, 2017

beach bully

A bully at a beach

That beach bully snapped my surf board in half!

by Fadeca August 20, 2017

Beach hopping

Visiting a variety of beaches within a days time span with a designated group of two or more people. Physical activities can be coordinated to be excecuted during these visits, some examples can include swimming, yoga, surfing, boogie boarding, etc.

I went beach hopping last Saturday with my college roommates .

by Ruky1zz November 11, 2018

Beach Parlade

When you walk up into the zone of destiny while the balls never stop you.in no time we make “look at all the people Bill they’re on the truth house” let them in to breath

I’ve never returns from the out in beach parlade

by Phzkinrre6 June 14, 2021