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Thanos

A fucking nerd that loves his rock collection. Loves to show it off very clearly on his custom built mitten that shows off 5 rock candy's that are actually colored boogers. When he gets pissed he will do a clucking noise similarly to knuckles in his hands and banish you to worlds without muscular men and memes.
Thanos gay
by UserCorrupt March 5, 2019
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The Thanos

Whisper "I am inevitable" in a girl's ear during sex right before you bust a nut. And then once she falls asleep, snap your fingers and dissappear.
Guy 1 :"I pulled The Thanos on Wendy last night."
Guy 2 :"Damn you really did her like that?"
Guy 1: "I am inevitable." *dissappears*
by DaffierGnome12 January 11, 2022
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Thanos

A big purple grape with an army of grapes who are trying to find shiny rocks so he can click his fingers and kill half of the lobby in fortnite
by America’s ass May 1, 2019
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Thanos

The most incredibly amazing living being that has ever set a foot on this planet. His gorgeous purple tone perfectly matches his muscular body. Using only 0.001 percent of his power, he can wipe out about 376,500,000,000 people by just thinking about it. You may also know him from the movies, "Avengers: Infinity War" and "Avengers: Endgame", but this was just a display of a mere 5% of his power.
Interviewer: "Thanos, can you give us a display of you using about 0.000000000001% of your power?"

Thanos: "Do you remember Gamora?"

Interviewer: "No"

Thanos: "Exactly"
by ItsJebs_YT September 26, 2019
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thanos bag

a funny Tiktok emoji that looks like Thanos as a little bag
"thanos bag *instert emoji*"
"Lol, kys"
by luigimags14 November 22, 2020
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Thanos

A big grape that claims to be melted into loot lake in fortnite. It's is also claimed that he snapped and eliminated bhaldnthe universe. He's is most notably known as a big grape.
I love the eat Thanos.
by Ifyoumay February 14, 2020
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Thanos

A giant prune wondering around space with a shiny styrofoam glove and gay rocks.
Thanos has a nice rock collection
by Sonnerie July 22, 2019
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