David is the ultimate multi-tasker as he is an expert at turd texting.
Mother: "What's going on in there? Other peeps need to use the bathroom!"
David: "Dude, give me some privacy! I'm turd texting!"
Mother: "What's going on in there? Other peeps need to use the bathroom!"
David: "Dude, give me some privacy! I'm turd texting!"
by LouWho March 01, 2008
When you stupidly leave your phone around a group of 'mates' and they decide to send a message such as "I've always loved you" to everyone in your phone book.
You know you've been victim to a text jacker when your gran sends you a message saying she loves you too!
by 2quickmick@googlemail.com February 19, 2009
Basically the equivalent of the phrase "talking to a brick wall", but with text messaging. (Also applies to some chat rooms as well). The brick wall is a person whom you are texting and they are too busy to make real responses to the things you text them, or they are just stupid or a prick. Commonly words like "cool", "wow", "okay", and "lol" will be used. Usually, in situations where the person doesn't want to talk, it would probably be more polite to tell them that you simply dont want to talk with them.
Person 1: Hey
Person 2: Hey
Person 1: ...
Person 2: Whats up?
Person 1: Nm
Person 2: Thats cool
Person 1: Ya
Person 2: I was just hanging out with my friends, we played some video games and stuff :D
Person 1: Okay
Person 2: Uh, yeah. So how has your week been?
Person 1: Good
Person 2: Uh well I have to go...wash the dishes...bye
Person 1: Lol
*Later*
Person 1: Wow what a texting wall.
Person 2: Hey
Person 1: ...
Person 2: Whats up?
Person 1: Nm
Person 2: Thats cool
Person 1: Ya
Person 2: I was just hanging out with my friends, we played some video games and stuff :D
Person 1: Okay
Person 2: Uh, yeah. So how has your week been?
Person 1: Good
Person 2: Uh well I have to go...wash the dishes...bye
Person 1: Lol
*Later*
Person 1: Wow what a texting wall.
by rubyisasifis January 20, 2010
A text mistakenly and regrettably sent of which the sender is highly embarrassed. First sent by Ted Mosby to "Holly"
by SurveyJake April 28, 2009
an excessively long text message
by fluffy flave March 05, 2010
by Haaaaileey December 04, 2006
When someone is incredibly bored and sends the same text to many different people at the same time in the desperate hope of getting a response or when something important or at least important to the texter and it just MUST BE TOLD TO EVERYONE like merry christmas....or its my birthday.
When the text end with everybody or guys its probably the dreaded "mass text".
When the text end with everybody or guys its probably the dreaded "mass text".
Lizzy: Holy crap!!! That hottie Bill just texted me!!
Erica: What did he say?
Lizzy: hey
Erica: I got the same one...its just a mass text. Don't answer that. He's just bored.
Erica: What did he say?
Lizzy: hey
Erica: I got the same one...its just a mass text. Don't answer that. He's just bored.
by Lopsicle December 25, 2009