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death texting

is when some creepy perv tracks your phone and sends you creepy texts saying I am right behind you or saying that I am gonna kill you also they might text you (===;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;> that also means death in a really really retarded way.
Death texting
perv- am here to brutally rape you and give you aids while you die in a slow and painful death Perv- ||||||||-) ~~~~~ The other guy- wow I never would of known you had such a small penis Perv- sorry typo
The other dude- OK so a perverted slut told me that he was going to rape me and give me aids and he says sorry? You kind of sick at being creepy...

PERV- I watch you in your sleep

The other dude- OH you just gave it away your my pervy neighbor that Jacks off by the window whenever you see someone walk by

Perv-uuuuuuhhhhh, and then he stops texting.
by Turtle neckin' March 12, 2015
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bae texting

To text someone you like or love constantly throughout the day.
My boy Jimmy, always Bae Texting his chick though out the day!
by Mack Daddy O December 18, 2015
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Dutch tenting

Dutch tenting , along the lines of a Dutch oven.

In a Dutch tent you zip up all the vents and release vile farts into the tent where unsuspecting victims must suffer while being unable to easily escape as they fumble around with the tent zippers.
Can be used as a verb.

While camping in Tahoe I was sleeping peacefully sleeping when suddenly a fouls odor filled the air. Then it hit me I was Dutch tented. My boyfriend said it was a proper Dutch tenting.
by Gooselady January 16, 2016
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Team Texting

When a friend or a group of friends work together as a team to write a text message.
Steven: " I met this girl last night, and I want to text her but I don't know what to say"

John: " It's cool, we can do some team texting and come up with a good message."
by ssy_244 March 3, 2016
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Jamie Texting

Sending multiple text messages in a row... with no shame
Hey
How are you
I’m
Hungry
I’m gonna get some sour patch kids
You know they have no calories?
Seriously
Look it up
No lies
Here’s the link...
Whatcha doing?
Yes I am Jamie texting you
I don’t care
by Jbo780 November 23, 2017
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Maintenance texting

if you’re texting someone you like to keep them interested in you.
john: yo stacey is totally maintenance texting me lmao
by mel_gracee June 1, 2018
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Toilet Texting

Don’t matter if it’s snapchat or texting it’s still toilet texting.
by im110percentright October 29, 2019
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