Tears

When the bachelor is on and people start to cry because the wrong person was picked.

When the two are about to know the fate of marriage and one gets ducked over and the snotty ass one gets picked then the tears come.

by Surfer_boy March 1, 2010

Tear Gas

A highly irritant substance commonly used by cops to push back peaceful protestors.
You've got to be a shitty person either to use it, or to order soldiers to use it.

A: "If you were facing protests regarding a worldwide scandal regarding cops killing a black guy, what would you do?"
Trump: "Oh thats easy! Let's have cops commit even more violence against people by using tear gas against them. That's totally not gonna increase the amount of hate people carry towards them for what they did."

by all-poweful Shaggy June 9, 2020

Teardrop

The universal symbol used in male jewelry to indicate the owner is currently dealing with obsessed women in his life who he wants none of. The jewelery is used as a warning to other brothers out there and as a ploy for the bitches to show he is sorry for the tears he is causing.

Friend 1: "Yo my dude eskay, why are you rockin the teardrop round your neck?"

Eskay: "Son, straight up bitches be crying, Early"

by DafifthV September 4, 2009

Rip and Tear

the last words a demon hears before being headshotted by Issabelle from Animal Crossing with a double-barrel

Doomguy; Issabelle, have my shotgun.
Issabelle; Its time to RIP AND TEAR
Demons; Ah fuck

by cesky April 24, 2020

milky tears of human love

Arcing jets of seaman

My lad was so happy to meet her it cried the milky tears of human love

by POWER B May 13, 2003

*tear

shows the feeling of someone being sad or crying.
the concept of being sad.

My dog just died. *tear.

by Moopladoo February 24, 2008

tearjerkin

To masturbate with your tears for lubrication. Possibly when drunk on Valentines Day.

After the constant heart crushing blows dealt to him by a certain surly woman, Gary decided to just stay home and do some tearjerkin.

by Chinese Mike January 10, 2009