Guilt Tipping

When the waitress hands you the bill and the tip starts at 18% and ends at 25%. You feel guilty and leave a 25% tip even though the service and food was not too good

Tom - Hey Matt, looks like they're asking for a $25 tip for out crappy $100 lunch
Matt - Hey, they're just guilt tipping you. Leave $10 - They're lucky to get it

by TJ2000 September 9, 2022

Cow tipping

Giving cows an extra nice tip for their great service.

John: Hey look a sleeping cow!
Greg: that cow served me my soup earlier.
John: let's wake him up to give him some extra money for his hard work
Greg: great idea! Let's do some cow tipping!

by anonymous October 16, 2022

scooter tipping

A common practice among disgruntled homeless individuals in downtown Detroit, Michigan, in which scooters are parked randomly around the streets as a display of pseudo-inclusion

After attending a prestigious eatery in gentrified downtown Detroit, Jonathon and his lovely female partner noticed a strung-out homeless man practicing scooter tipping.

by drhookah October 28, 2022

Egg tapping

When two men stand side by side. One man swings his nuts into the other this creates a Newtons cradle back and forth. There is no winner.

It was a pretty good party, but a lot of people left after Greg and Cam started Egg tapping eachother.

by pcrusher April 21, 2023

The Tipping Point

The Tipping Point is when a person realizes they are more than halfway through a class they despise. This is usually accompanied by a sense of elation. Bonus points if it's the last class of the day, or if it's before a break or fun activity.

John: "Oh shit, it's 2:40, we're at The Tipping Point!!"
Dave: "Fuck yeah, only 35 minutes left in class!!"

by TheMailmann005 May 9, 2023

Tinker tipping

When Tinker bell fits her whole fist in peters tip.

This miniature sexual fisting brings Peter Pan great pleasure

Hey could you and tink keep it down? I heard you guys tinker tipping last night

by The tinker_69 August 27, 2023

Whipped Topping

The act of jerking off on the toilet while taking a shit so that you cum on a fresh turd cake.

Friend: Are you taking a shit?

You: I was why?

Friend: Well what are you doing now, jerking off?
You: Yeah that's exactly what I'm doing.

Friend: Seriously?

You: Yeah it's called a whipped topping

Don't flush until you've hit it with the whipped topping.

by Random acts of weirdness August 12, 2024